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I offer for your amusement the dream I had last night. I was at the PixDesigns and they introduced me to a vey cute man named David who sort of reminded me of Patton Oswalt. We were instantly attracted to each other but every time I tried to kiss him, he turned into a cat. When I woke up, I found that my cat had crawled under the covers with me and was purring away contentedly.