I'm pretty certain I'd be the bottom rung. It's one of the reasons I stick with having pets.
Haven't you killed me enough for one day?
Mal ,'War Stories'
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NoiseDesign - Jan 14, 2010 7:55:20 am PST #6830 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
Shir - Jan 14, 2010 8:11:38 am PST #6831 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Oh, Aims. {{{}}} and hairpets, indeed. I wish you and Joe well, trying to solve this.
Hey, and you can always threat sending her to Israel. Maybe exchanging her with a baby camel. I promise I'll take good care of her, though I have no idea where to score a baby camel. But I'll try and find one for you.
Aims - Jan 14, 2010 8:13:50 am PST #6832 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
You find that camel and you totally have a deal.
Emeline even knew some Hebrew at one point in time. She's probably lost it from not using it as much, but she's teachable. Mostly.
Connie Neil - Jan 14, 2010 8:14:11 am PST #6833 of 30000
brillig
I'm such a coward, all this parenting stuff just makes me so bloody grateful that I didn't have kids. So much potential for catastrophe. At least when the cat does something horrific you can throw it outside in the snowstorm to learn the error of its ways.
smonster - Jan 14, 2010 8:18:52 am PST #6834 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
"Oh they saw it and they don't care how I act in school."
Ooo, fibbing snap!
Is she getting less outside play due to the cold weather? It struck me that that could be a factor.
I've had a PB&J sandwich, a donut, a large choc chip cookie, and two cups of coffee so far today. My eyeballs are vibrating. I didn't used to eat like shit, I swear.
WindSparrow - Jan 14, 2010 8:27:38 am PST #6835 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Ha! She's got balls, I'll give her that.
I'm still laughing.
I know. It's not funny. It's really tough. Raising a kid to be a good person is not for the faint of heart. {{{Aims}}}
Jessica - Jan 14, 2010 8:37:03 am PST #6836 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Bah - McD's gave me sweet & sour instead of BBQ sauce for my nuggets. Don't they know not to mess with pregnant women and cravings?
Toddson - Jan 14, 2010 8:53:26 am PST #6837 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I'm pretty certain I'd be the bottom rung. It's one of the reasons I stick with having pets.
I think I'd be there with you - I've killed off all my plants. And a Furby.
Polter-Cow - Jan 14, 2010 8:53:58 am PST #6838 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Did you kill your Gigapet? Literally, did you sit on it and it broke?
Jessica - Jan 14, 2010 8:54:01 am PST #6839 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Kids are way easier to keep alive than plants. For one thing, they tell you when to feed them.