You find that camel and you totally have a deal.

Emeline even knew some Hebrew at one point in time. She's probably lost it from not using it as much, but she's teachable. Mostly.

I'm such a coward, all this parenting stuff just makes me so bloody grateful that I didn't have kids. So much potential for catastrophe. At least when the cat does something horrific you can throw it outside in the snowstorm to learn the error of its ways.

"Oh they saw it and they don't care how I act in school."

Ooo, fibbing snap!

Is she getting less outside play due to the cold weather? It struck me that that could be a factor.

I've had a PB&J sandwich, a donut, a large choc chip cookie, and two cups of coffee so far today. My eyeballs are vibrating. I didn't used to eat like shit, I swear.

Ha! She's got balls, I'll give her that.

I'm still laughing.

I know. It's not funny. It's really tough. Raising a kid to be a good person is not for the faint of heart. {{{Aims}}}

Bah - McD's gave me sweet & sour instead of BBQ sauce for my nuggets. Don't they know not to mess with pregnant women and cravings?

I'm pretty certain I'd be the bottom rung. It's one of the reasons I stick with having pets.

I think I'd be there with you - I've killed off all my plants. And a Furby.

Did you kill your Gigapet? Literally, did you sit on it and it broke?

Kids are way easier to keep alive than plants. For one thing, they tell you when to feed them.

Though kids, like plants, can start turning a little brown if water is not applied often enough.

I ordered lunch from Potbelly. . . mmmmm, strawberry malted.