I have no bourbon, sadly, but I do have Fernet! ::brightens::
Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.
Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
SailAweigh - Jan 13, 2010 4:01:31 pm PST #6768 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Nora Deirdre - Jan 13, 2010 4:01:46 pm PST #6769 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Steph L. - Jan 13, 2010 4:02:00 pm PST #6770 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Blueberry scone with raspberry cream cheese. That's dessert, baby.
I have a bag full of free Godiva chocolate. Or, to be accurate, chocolate that I didn't have to pay for.
(I had a gift card, plus my dad signed up as a frequent shopper and then immediately gave the loyalty card to me. So gift card = bag o' chocolate-covered caramels; frequent shoppers get a free piece of chocolate every month [I picked chocolate ganache covered in milk chocolate], and frequent shoppers get a free gift when they spend $10 or more [even when it's a gift card], which was a wee box with 2 pieces of chocolate in it.)
FREE CHOCOLATE FUCK YEAH!
Vortex - Jan 13, 2010 4:12:05 pm PST #6771 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
It's the house cocktail, "Two Bits".
and it's yummy!
WindSparrow - Jan 13, 2010 4:44:30 pm PST #6772 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
FREE CHOCOLATE FUCK YEAH!
I can see why you are enthusiastic.
Steph L. - Jan 13, 2010 4:49:39 pm PST #6773 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
FREE CHOCOLATE FUCK YEAH!
I can see why you are enthusiastic.
My favorite kind of chocolate? FREE!
erin_obscure - Jan 13, 2010 5:28:49 pm PST #6774 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
I am actually a bit astonished by vajazzling concept. I mean, i am quite familiar with the insanity of actors but.....how? Like, glue? On delicate skin? Plus, wouldn't the crystals cut surrounding areas every time you moved? This really makes no sense! ouch.
billytea - Jan 13, 2010 5:29:35 pm PST #6775 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I'm hoping she uses fibre optic cable.
Laga - Jan 13, 2010 5:32:07 pm PST #6776 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I wouldn't be surprised if she was making it up
erin_obscure - Jan 13, 2010 6:24:55 pm PST #6777 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
I sincerely hope it is a gimmick to get some attention. I mean, i'm assuming she really means outer labia-bling..but still. again with the ouch!