I am not...I am not the damsel in distress. I am not some case. I have to work this. I've lived in a cave for 5 years in a world where they killed my kind like cattle. I am not going to be cut down by some monster flu. I am better than that. What a wonder...how very scared I am.

Fred ,'A Hole in the World'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jan 13, 2010 4:49:39 pm PST #6773 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

FREE CHOCOLATE FUCK YEAH!

I can see why you are enthusiastic.

My favorite kind of chocolate? FREE!


erin_obscure - Jan 13, 2010 5:28:49 pm PST #6774 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

I am actually a bit astonished by vajazzling concept. I mean, i am quite familiar with the insanity of actors but.....how? Like, glue? On delicate skin? Plus, wouldn't the crystals cut surrounding areas every time you moved? This really makes no sense! ouch.


billytea - Jan 13, 2010 5:29:35 pm PST #6775 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'm hoping she uses fibre optic cable.


Laga - Jan 13, 2010 5:32:07 pm PST #6776 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I wouldn't be surprised if she was making it up


erin_obscure - Jan 13, 2010 6:24:55 pm PST #6777 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

I sincerely hope it is a gimmick to get some attention. I mean, i'm assuming she really means outer labia-bling..but still. again with the ouch!


Burrell - Jan 13, 2010 6:25:23 pm PST #6778 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I want to try a Two Bits. One of my friends introduced me to a drink called a Naughty Presbyterian. I love the name, but the drink is tasty too. I don't precisely recall what's in it, but I think it's bourbon, Grand Marnier, ginger beer, and a splash of bitters.


billytea - Jan 13, 2010 6:28:09 pm PST #6779 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I sincerely hope it is a gimmick to get some attention. I mean, i'm assuming she really means outer labia-bling..but still. again with the ouch!

Oh, either way, it's a gimmick to get attention.


meara - Jan 13, 2010 6:29:16 pm PST #6780 of 30000

The labia blind sounds like something burlesque chicks would do.

I'm watching Gone Baby Gone on USA and amused as he'll that whole scenes have been dubbed with "freak you" and similar things because they can't use cuss words, but there are SO MANY of them


Polter-Cow - Jan 13, 2010 6:39:50 pm PST #6781 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

My mom called AGAIN.

"Have you thought about it?" she said. "I thought I'd give you 24 hours."

"No," I said, "I did not think about it. We are done talking about the necklace."

"What do you mean, done talking about the necklace?"

"I don't want to talk about the necklace. We can talk about anything else but the necklace." Oh, not anything else, let's not talk about marriage-related things at all. "Let's talk about Sherlock Holmes. Anything else, not the necklace."

I could get the locket and put it in my wallet, but I always had to keep the wallet with me. Could I do that? I didn't have to wear it, but I said I'd keep it on me.

"No," I said.

"Why are you being so stubborn?" she said.

"Why are you being so stubborn?" I said, almost laughing. "We are not talking about the necklace or the locket or anything related to it."

It was just like taking medicine. If I was sick, I took medicine, and it was just like that. Could I at least go pick up the locket tomorrow? Go on Thursday.

"No."

"Okay, then go right now."

"I'm not—" I couldn't even finish because it was getting too ridiculous.

Finally, I pulled the plug: "We are not talking about this necklace anymore, goodbye!" And I hung up.

I'm still shaking, and my heart is pounding. This is getting harder and easier at the same time.


Hil R. - Jan 13, 2010 6:41:37 pm PST #6782 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I finished my interviews for today. In all, I think one went very well, one went OK, and one I have no clue about because he really didn't ask me any questions -- he described the department and the program (which is a bit different than the usual) and asked, "Would you be OK with that?" a few times, and then asked if I had any questions.

Oh. And I seem to have met a cute Jewish almost-vegan mathematician guy. I think he might have a girlfriend.