glue shiny things on your vadge.
Allergic reaction! Allergic reaction!
Jesus Christ, people. If you want your ladybits to sparkle, then just pierce them and get big blingy not-earrings.
Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.
'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Jan 13, 2010 2:01:14 pm PST #6743 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
JZ - Jan 13, 2010 2:02:21 pm PST #6744 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
That's easy. Peanut sauce.
Peanut sauce is pretty much always the answer.
Except when it's gin.
It's been that kind of week. I would happily sit down right now to a bottle of gin with a peanut sauce chaser.
Polter-Cow - Jan 13, 2010 2:05:37 pm PST #6745 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
If you want your ladybits to sparkle, then just pierce them and get big blingy not-earrings.
That's easy. Peanut sauce.
Peanut sauce is pretty much always the answer.
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Cass - Jan 13, 2010 2:06:34 pm PST #6746 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Drew, texted.
Laga - Jan 13, 2010 2:07:05 pm PST #6747 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
smonster - Jan 13, 2010 2:14:33 pm PST #6748 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
vagazzle
OMG that word should never have needed coining. Never like J. Love, not starting now.
WindSparrow - Jan 13, 2010 2:15:07 pm PST #6749 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Peanut sauce is pretty much always the answer.
Too late. I went with butter and lime. There is something very citrus-y about today, as I've eaten two clementines since getting home from the grocery store.
-t - Jan 13, 2010 2:34:15 pm PST #6750 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Lime is always a good answer, as it goes well with gin.
Ginger - Jan 13, 2010 2:46:48 pm PST #6751 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Mr Peabody just tried to bite a young man going door-to-door for the Democratic Party and forced me to donate. Maybe he does need to go to the "It's Me or the Dog" open casting call on Saturday. The problem is that he's usually pretty calm away from the house.
I found out today I have another tooth that can't be saved. I was, as usual, praised for my impeccable home care. Fat lot of good frittering my time away in flossing has done me.
I stopped by the bakery I've been going to for the last 20 years and found out it's going out of business Saturday. I'm drowning my sorrows in an apple fritter.
My head still hurts from the sinus infection, so I'm trying to ignore the bejeweled vagina talk.
Tom Scola - Jan 13, 2010 3:03:53 pm PST #6752 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Two types of bourbon, Amaretto, and bitters.