Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Jan 12, 2010 10:36:30 am PST #6605 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Note: I do not need answers on the above.

Oh, like that ever stops us?


Kathy A - Jan 12, 2010 10:37:04 am PST #6606 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Hee--love Conan's closing comment:

Have a great day and, for the record, I am truly sorry about my hair; it’s always been that way.


tommyrot - Jan 12, 2010 10:37:05 am PST #6607 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Kid is a kind of fabric, I think.

Yeah. Lamb-skin or sheep-skin.

eta: Wait, is animal skin a fabric?


javachik - Jan 12, 2010 10:37:28 am PST #6608 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Oh, like that every stops us?

BWAH. I knew you guys wouldn't be able to resist.

Kathy, I loved that too!


Aims - Jan 12, 2010 10:37:52 am PST #6609 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

(Pssst...tommy - it's actually baby goat skin. Hence, the "kid".)

WHAT IS WRONG WITH US???


javachik - Jan 12, 2010 10:38:28 am PST #6610 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Boo hooo hooo those poor baby goats. :(


Steph L. - Jan 12, 2010 10:39:13 am PST #6611 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Boo hooo hooo those poor baby goats. :(

You mean baa baa baa...


tommyrot - Jan 12, 2010 10:39:57 am PST #6612 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

(Pssst...tommy - it's actually baby goat skin. Hence, the "kid".)

Oh, that makes more sense. Stupid bartleby.com


Jessica - Jan 12, 2010 10:41:03 am PST #6613 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Pssst...tommy - it's actually baby goat skin. Hence, the "kid".

I'd always wondered about that!


javachik - Jan 12, 2010 10:41:11 am PST #6614 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

You mean baa baa baa...

Nah, everyone knows that's for sheep!