Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins. Twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July — and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, mister, 'cause there were. 'Who's our little patriot?' they'd say, when I was younger and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.

Anya ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Jan 12, 2010 10:39:57 am PST #6612 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

(Pssst...tommy - it's actually baby goat skin. Hence, the "kid".)

Oh, that makes more sense. Stupid bartleby.com


Jessica - Jan 12, 2010 10:41:03 am PST #6613 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Pssst...tommy - it's actually baby goat skin. Hence, the "kid".

I'd always wondered about that!


javachik - Jan 12, 2010 10:41:11 am PST #6614 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

You mean baa baa baa...

Nah, everyone knows that's for sheep!


Laga - Jan 12, 2010 10:42:05 am PST #6615 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I think goats say meh meh


Sophia Brooks - Jan 12, 2010 10:42:52 am PST #6616 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I was just about to say that Laga!


javachik - Jan 12, 2010 10:43:40 am PST #6617 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

You goat-it-alls!


Aims - Jan 12, 2010 10:44:07 am PST #6618 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

We are totally baaaa-d to the bone.


Aims - Jan 12, 2010 10:45:08 am PST #6619 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

(Which reminds me - I'm trying to get the local ice cream shop I used to work at to wear t-shirts with the store logo and name on the front and "Bad to the Cone" on the back. Isn't that AWESOME????)


Laga - Jan 12, 2010 10:57:24 am PST #6620 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

totally awesome, Aims


Polter-Cow - Jan 12, 2010 10:58:15 am PST #6621 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That's what kid gloves are?? Man, sometimes etymology really gets my goat.