Frizzed out bun might make you look mathematically professorial, actually. Stick a pen in it. Get some chalk dust on you for no apparent reason.
Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!
'Him'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Jan 07, 2010 5:51:44 pm PST #6057 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
hippocampus - Jan 07, 2010 5:59:28 pm PST #6058 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
happy birthday MM!
{{Cash}}
billytea - Jan 07, 2010 6:11:33 pm PST #6059 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Happy birthday MM!
JZ - Jan 07, 2010 6:34:19 pm PST #6060 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Happy birthday, MM! Bend this year to your will and make it your bitca! Or something like that.
I should add that the co-worker complaining about the horrid smell wasn't actually implying that I was its source; I heard her and my non-medicated brain automatically filled in all the blanks with IT'S ME I AM THE STENCH, and then I spent way too much time wallowing in guilt and shame and stress eating. Fortunately, just as I was about to polish off our giant tub of leftover Christmas biscotti, someone in the clinic did something unbelievably stupid and/or lazy and filled me with a good distracting dose of healthy cleansing rage. Stink-smelling co-worker was in no way to blame for my misery; it was all Zoloft deficit.
Polter-Cow - Jan 07, 2010 6:36:26 pm PST #6061 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Yep, this is pretty much the reaction I expected.
That's fine. I won't call you anymore. When you think that you need your parents, we might not even be there for you. If you don't want anymore contact, then that is your choice. It is obvious that you want to live your life without us in it.
And I wouldn't have kept calling you if you had ever bothered to return any of my calls and let me know what was going on. I'm sorry for being a concerned mother.
I don't even know if I'm supposed to respond.
Connie Neil - Jan 07, 2010 6:38:02 pm PST #6062 of 30000
brillig
I don't even know if I'm supposed to respond.
Oh, yes, you're supposed to respond. You're supposed to call her immediately and beg for forgiveness, then drive down and get that necklace.
javachik - Jan 07, 2010 6:38:47 pm PST #6063 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
I can't believe how immature your mom is. She sounds like a pouting girlfriend!
Polter-Cow - Jan 07, 2010 6:44:05 pm PST #6064 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
If this goes down the same way it went down eight years ago, my dad's going to call and yell at me for making my mom cry. Luckily, I have turned off my phone.
Cashmere - Jan 07, 2010 6:45:49 pm PST #6065 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'd delete the voicemails without listening, too.
Aims - Jan 07, 2010 6:49:57 pm PST #6066 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Forward your phone to my cell and I'll answer "Sunil's pants. Sorry, but I'm in them right now. How can I help?"