No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


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smonster - Jan 07, 2010 11:08:33 am PST #6004 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Well, I've tried in person (twice), over the phone (once or twice), and via email once. Bad combo of his persuasiveness and my easily persuadedness.

Hey, once I left the country to break up with someone. And made it final(ish) via a minicassette. And *still* had to turn down a half-joking wedding proposal in person two years later.

Boy, can I pick 'em.


Volans - Jan 07, 2010 11:10:34 am PST #6005 of 30000
move out and draw fire

So what does this magic necklace do again?


tommyrot - Jan 07, 2010 11:10:51 am PST #6006 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And made it final(ish) via a minicassette.

Cool,

Now I want to break up with someone via 7" floppy....


erikaj - Jan 07, 2010 11:11:26 am PST #6007 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

well, they're not uncommitted. but maybe they should be?


juliana - Jan 07, 2010 11:12:36 am PST #6008 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I'm leaving the state to break up with someone via email.

Oh, honey. I've done that. Well, it was via phone, but, yeah. Big hugs.


smonster - Jan 07, 2010 11:19:58 am PST #6009 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh, honey. I've done that. Well, it was via phone, but, yeah. Big hugs.

I will have the power of the Vortex to keep me from stupidity. This time it will work.

Hi! I miss you. We should try and set a time to catch up over the phone, or summat.


-t - Jan 07, 2010 11:25:58 am PST #6010 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, smonster, good luck, hon. May the power of Vortex strengthen you.


Calli - Jan 07, 2010 11:32:26 am PST #6011 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Good luck, smonster. And yay, Vortex!

Happy birthday, MM!


Laga - Jan 07, 2010 11:50:07 am PST #6012 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Hippo Birdies MM!


Hil R. - Jan 07, 2010 11:52:52 am PST #6013 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Happy Birthday, MM!