Polter, can't you get her to at least leave it be while you're at work? I'm surprised that she would interfere with that.

P-C, you could tell her that if she keeps calling you at work you will lose your job and won't be able to support a wife.

Unfortunately, I am now less inclined to get it, now that she's described as emerald green. I liked it for its allegéd blue/turquoiseness. feh.

Get the CHI or the China Glaze. Both are fabulous.

P-C, could you maybe carry it in your pocket or something? if you don't like wearing it, keeping it on you might suffice. Placate your mother without being uncomfortable.

Toddson, that is exactly what I plan to suggest to her. I am going to pick up the damn thing because my grandmother's friend (who has the locket) doesn't need to be stuck in the middle, but I just realized today that if I actually wear the thing around my neck, even for kicks, it will be an albatross.

{{{P-C}}} One strategy that might be helpful is to think of yourself as a broken record. Pick one response, and stick with it. It may be tempting to use different strategies to convince her, but she could perceive that as making progress in convincing you.

I think not picking up the phone today is a very wise response.

Hey, I hung up on my mother when she called me a liar, and I've had two wonderful days of peace.

"Wait, what? Tunnel....don't get excited, I haven't picked one...outside." (click) maybe I'm evil, but after my dad bugged my mom about trading in her car all last Spring Break, my tolerance for phone harrassment goes down to -11. The one time he cared, right? Although it's not fun to hang up without the clatter...do you think there could be a file for that? Probably a million-dollar idea I had. Work on it and we'll buy Buffista Island.

I think not picking up the phone today is a very wise response.

I can't tell whether it's a wise response or just making things worse. But she called two or three times yesterday too. I haven't talked to her since I hung up on her in Trader Joe's Tuesday night because I didn't want to talk about my feelings about a potential future wife while buying my groceries. It felt good to hang up on her for a change.

I've just had it. I am so very close to telling her that I'm through with this whole marriage thing entirely, and I don't want to hear about it ever again. I am so very close to telling her that if she doesn't shut up, I will start drinking and doing drugs and cutting myself and anything else I can do to destroy my life so she can't do it for me.

Hanging up should go "Bang!" not "Boop."