It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Jan 05, 2010 4:44:44 pm PST #5788 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Congratulations, Kristin & Drew!


Laga - Jan 05, 2010 4:52:17 pm PST #5789 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

wait, I need a redo. Not only is my toast grammatically questionable but it appears I have inadvertently stolen it from an ad for bananas.

How about: here's to you two, Kristin and Drew, you make life more fun, can I get a woo hoo?!

More champagne! clink!


Hil R. - Jan 05, 2010 5:07:49 pm PST #5790 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Congrats, Kristin and Drew!


sj - Jan 05, 2010 5:08:51 pm PST #5791 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Congratulations, Kristin and Drew!!! Best wishes for a happy life together!!!


sj - Jan 05, 2010 5:09:33 pm PST #5792 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay, Jessica on another little boy!!!


Hil R. - Jan 05, 2010 5:09:55 pm PST #5793 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I took Zyrtec, and still feel like crap. Now I'm trying some Advil.


Strix - Jan 05, 2010 5:09:56 pm PST #5794 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

(redacted for bad timing)

YAY! Drew and Pix!!! YAYAYYYAYAYAY!


amych - Jan 05, 2010 5:14:41 pm PST #5795 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

YAY!! CONGRATS DREW AND PIX!! I raise my glass of scotch in your general direction.


SailAweigh - Jan 05, 2010 5:16:32 pm PST #5796 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

::tips Kir Royale towards the west coast and beyond::


Atropa - Jan 05, 2010 5:19:15 pm PST #5797 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

CONGRATULATIONS KRISTIN AND DREW!!