Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Jan 05, 2010 5:09:55 pm PST #5793 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I took Zyrtec, and still feel like crap. Now I'm trying some Advil.


Strix - Jan 05, 2010 5:09:56 pm PST #5794 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

(redacted for bad timing)

YAY! Drew and Pix!!! YAYAYYYAYAYAY!


amych - Jan 05, 2010 5:14:41 pm PST #5795 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

YAY!! CONGRATS DREW AND PIX!! I raise my glass of scotch in your general direction.


SailAweigh - Jan 05, 2010 5:16:32 pm PST #5796 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

::tips Kir Royale towards the west coast and beyond::


Atropa - Jan 05, 2010 5:19:15 pm PST #5797 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

CONGRATULATIONS KRISTIN AND DREW!!


DavidS - Jan 05, 2010 5:20:18 pm PST #5798 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Cheers to Drew and Kristin! Congratulations!

:: throws macadamia nuts and pineapple slices::


Jessica - Jan 05, 2010 5:28:55 pm PST #5799 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

CONGRATULATIONS, MR AND MRS DREW AND KRISTIN!!!!


P.M. Marc - Jan 05, 2010 5:33:57 pm PST #5800 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

HAPPY WEDDING PIXDESIGNS!


smonster - Jan 05, 2010 5:37:00 pm PST #5801 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm not looking up that Hawaiian word again so I'll toss some other furrin words atcha. Felicitations! Felicitari mele! Molto bene! Haagen Daz!

Not only is my toast grammatically questionable but it appears I have inadvertently stolen it from an ad for bananas.

A wise man once said always take a banana to a party.


ChiKat - Jan 05, 2010 5:45:59 pm PST #5802 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Congratulations, married peoples!!!

clinks glass, tosses glitter, dances naked