I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Jan 05, 2010 12:12:31 pm PST #5762 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

{{JZ}} I've so been there.

Happy Wedding!!


Hil R. - Jan 05, 2010 1:00:16 pm PST #5763 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

{{JZ}}

I remember once, a few years ago, another grad student in my department was giving a seminar talk, and there were some people visiting the department that she really wanted to make a good impression on. She had to bring her three-year-old in with her that day, but her friend had agreed to watch the kid while she was giving her talk, and this was a friend that the kid knew and had spent plenty of time with and was totally comfortable with. Until that day. She went to give her talk, and her daughter would not let her go. She finally left, and her daughter was just screaming, "I want my mommy! I want my mommy!" This was loud enough that the mother could hear it while she was trying to give her talk. Finally, after about ten minutes of this, the last "I want my mommy!" became "I want my water!" and she was given a sippy cup of water, cuddled with her mom's friend and whimpered for a few minutes, and fell asleep.


Scrappy - Jan 05, 2010 1:14:03 pm PST #5764 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Teppy alert! I just took two doses of decongestant pills an hour apart, due to being a dope (each pill contains 5 mg of HCI phenylephrine--so I took 20 mg altogether) Will I decongest myself to death or can I just drink some water or something?

Of course I do this an hour before I am going to have a massage.


Hil R. - Jan 05, 2010 1:22:36 pm PST #5765 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I somehow ended up spending the afternoon playing Rock Band instead of doing laundry.


Trudy Booth - Jan 05, 2010 1:45:39 pm PST #5766 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Oh, that would be because Rock Band is WAY more fun than laundry.


tommyrot - Jan 05, 2010 1:47:36 pm PST #5767 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Just wait until they come out with Wii Laundry....


Stephanie - Jan 05, 2010 1:50:44 pm PST #5768 of 30000
Trust my rage

Frisco screamed every day at drop off for 6 weeks. We had two perfect no crying days before Thanksgiving. Post thanksgiving it was whimpering but since Christmas it's been full on crying and screaming and "Mommy!" complete with reaching arms and huge tears. I console myself with the fact that he is always happy when I pick him up. I hope Mathilda adjusts faster than Frisco.


Hil R. - Jan 05, 2010 1:53:11 pm PST #5769 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My sinuses are killing me, and I had a bloody nose this morning. I cannot be getting sick now. Not even remotely an option. I can get sick in two weeks, but right now, I have to be healthy.


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2010 1:58:24 pm PST #5770 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Teppy alert! I just took two doses of decongestant pills an hour apart, due to being a dope (each pill contains 5 mg of HCI phenylephrine--so I took 20 mg altogether) Will I decongest myself to death or can I just drink some water or something?

I think you're safe from death by decongestion. But don't take any more until tomorrow. (And, of course, if you start having bizarre symptoms, call your doctor!)


Calli - Jan 05, 2010 2:17:10 pm PST #5771 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I have my wii! It was reasonably easy to set up, and I've made a handful of Miis and played a couple of games. Big fun.