Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.

'Harm's Way'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Jan 01, 2010 10:14:47 am PST #5465 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Shoes! I heartily concur.

In 2010 I hereby resolve to read Tiger Beatdown more regularly. [link] And while I'm on the topic? One of the best blog names I've encountered.


Laga - Jan 01, 2010 10:41:16 am PST #5466 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Happy New Year Bitches!


Pix - Jan 01, 2010 11:01:18 am PST #5467 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Happy New Year, beloveds!


Laga - Jan 01, 2010 11:05:12 am PST #5468 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

D is way hung and gamely watching Dexter with me.


Steph L. - Jan 01, 2010 11:46:39 am PST #5469 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

IT'S A G.I. CAGE MATCH!

I see my innards are now the site for the next pay-per-view extravaganza.

We went to brunch lunch with the people who had the party last night and their houseguests. We went to The Original Pancake House (which I think is named much like Ray's/Famous Ray's/Original Famous Ray's), whose menu was a wonderland of sugar-tastic pancakes/dutch babies/waffles with heaps of fruit in gloppy syrup.

I? Got a seafood crepe with potato pancakes. I had no desire for sugar-tastic glop. MADNESS.

I'm still looking online for a magical solution to my laptop's Grey Screen of Fuck You I Won't Start Up, but I think the solution is going to be $1K in Apple's coffers for a new Macbook. Which I'd been wanting, true, but I was holding off b/c I'm trying to be financially prudent. Apparently the universe is telling me to fuck financial prudence.


omnis_audis - Jan 01, 2010 12:27:32 pm PST #5470 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

D is way hung and gamely watching Dexter with me.
I'm trying to figure out if that means Spidey:

a) has a big schlong and is playing with himself while watching Dexter

b) has dehydration headache from partying, and is watching Dexter, knowing flicker box and headaches don't always mix.


Laga - Jan 01, 2010 12:41:24 pm PST #5471 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

It's mostly b but he's eating creamy bean soup so I think he's on the mend.


hippocampus - Jan 01, 2010 12:47:29 pm PST #5472 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

This just in: sparky's K is made of cuteness. I am ded of it.


sj - Jan 01, 2010 2:30:52 pm PST #5473 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

All the friends are gone from our NYD party, and now we're watching the original V which has been on our DVR forever. How is everyone else's New Year beginning?


Steph L. - Jan 01, 2010 2:35:07 pm PST #5474 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I just discovered that the problem with the laptop is the display, through an accidental clonking of the side of the screen, which changed the display from grey to black. Suspicious, I clonked it again, and it changed to white. I clonked it again, figuring that maybe I could pull a Fonzie on it, and the regular desktop appeared, with some notable problems (mostly, everything white is hot pink).

So, I backed everything up, and I'll still take it to the Genius Bar and see if it can be fixed easily/cheaply.

Other than that, I'm ready for dinner and need a shower.