Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nicole - Dec 29, 2009 8:29:05 am PST #5145 of 30000
I'm getting the pig!

omnis - at least you didn't leave the laptop at home?

That sucks, Aimee. This time of year can really bring out the worst in people, that's for sure.


smonster - Dec 29, 2009 8:30:19 am PST #5146 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Debet, I haven't forgotton to send you the book, I'm just slacking on that along with my Secret Santa sending.

I may or may not have dozed off briefly at my desk.

Jeeves, more caffeine!

Hey, today is the Israel mini-f2f, yes? Can't wait for pictures!


WindSparrow - Dec 29, 2009 9:20:06 am PST #5147 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

What's better than watching The Parrot Sketch? Watching The Parrot Sketch while holding a purring cat and eating chocolate.


Shir - Dec 29, 2009 9:24:17 am PST #5148 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

We have achieved Israel mini-F2F.

More later. Right now, I'm a little bit sick. Managed to pull it through, but pretty much collapsed here.


Glamcookie - Dec 29, 2009 9:25:36 am PST #5149 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Shanie had to get tested again for his jaundice today and now I'm worried he may end up back at the hospital for fluids and light therapy. Please send the ~ma that his number goes down today. Not serious, but enough to make his Mama teary.


Aims - Dec 29, 2009 9:34:24 am PST #5150 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Shane Glamcookie! You watch your bili!! Stop worrying your mamas!!


Shir - Dec 29, 2009 9:35:52 am PST #5151 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

~ma to Shanie, and esp. to his moms.

I have a question. When one's account is private, can others see their website url?


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Dec 29, 2009 9:40:12 am PST #5152 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Much ~ma for Shanie and number-reducing. I hope he makes a quick recovery.

We have achieved Israel mini-F2F.

We did! It was so much fun! Shir has the pictures, when she's up to posting them. Shir and Nilly are such wonderful people. We chatted for hours in this fantastic little cafe in Jerusalem, where they served us a lot of tea and some great desserts.

Shir, I hope we didn't exhaust you. (I was migraine-y, but drugged up to the eyeballs, hence just about surviving.)

Israel is a fab place, but I've only had five hours sleep in about the past 36, which is liable to make me a not-well person if I don't rectify it. Off to bed now. Much exploring tomorrow.


smonster - Dec 29, 2009 9:52:16 am PST #5153 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Non-jaundice~ma to Shane.

Shir, I hope you feel better very soon.


Sparky1 - Dec 29, 2009 9:58:56 am PST #5154 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Healthy, rosy cheek ~ma to Shane! {{GC}}

The plumber is here, has fixed the leak we needed help with, and now keeps finding other little things to fix. He's my favorite of our household repair people, because he won't charge us for any of these little tweaks and that lessens the pain of the bill. And he told me my baby was adorable.