Mal: Hell, this job I would pull for free. Zoe: Can I have your share? Mal: No. Zoe: If you die, can I have your share? Mal: Yes.

'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Nov 14, 2009 9:38:12 am PST #513 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"He got mollywhopped!"

Sorta' the opposite of being mollycoddled?

That Molly isn't very consistent....


erikaj - Nov 14, 2009 10:22:10 am PST #514 of 30000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

I'm never gonna get used to "sick" as a compliment. as in "Yo, Vin, this party's gonna be sick." But then, who takes cues from Turtle? I hear "sick," I'm automatically looking for something gross, though. I did teach a Kossack from Iraq about "Keep your knees loose," yesterday. That ought to help as she returns to the Green Zone, huh?


WindSparrow - Nov 14, 2009 10:39:36 am PST #515 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Sorry, Shir, the news in my life is all naps and food today. But, this may be the best. Salad. Ever. Baby field greens, tomatoes, mushrooms, cucumber, kiwi fruit, mini carrots, pecans and balsamic vinaigrette. Teh yum.

ETA: Greek-style yogurt, how are you so awesome?


Shir - Nov 14, 2009 10:51:01 am PST #516 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Not a bad thing, Andi. Not a bad thing at all.

Sadly, this was all the time my weekend and uni's schedule allow me to show interest in the interwebs. I'm now on my way to read another article, then some TV till I'll fall asleep.

Another week. I'm wondering when the schedule will kill me.

Have a great weekend, all, and tasty as least as Andi's meals.


Nora Deirdre - Nov 14, 2009 11:18:46 am PST #517 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Ugh, I've been up on our third floor and I heard non-cat scrabbling above me on the other side of the ceiling. Sigh. Gotta call an exterminator, there were definitely more than one. Probably squirrels. Ugh!!!


ChiKat - Nov 14, 2009 11:25:06 am PST #518 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Thanks for the birthday wishes! It's been a good day so far. Up way too early (3:20 am...yes, you read that right) so I could take my speech team to the state tournament. We are a small team, but they did well and I'm proud of them.

Now, I'm fixin' to go to a movie and have supper cooked for me. Yay!

That is, if you Americans are still using cool as it was in the early 90s.

My students often say "raw".


JZ - Nov 14, 2009 11:27:59 am PST #519 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Emmett also says, "Beast mode," the opposite of which is apparently "Garb."

Example: Eminem is TOTAL beast mode, but Green Day is garb.*

*I do not endorse this opinion, I merely report it.


ChiKat - Nov 14, 2009 11:29:57 am PST #520 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, yeah. My kids use "beast" as well for something that is good. "Garb" is a new one to me.


Nora Deirdre - Nov 14, 2009 11:31:51 am PST #521 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Happy birthday, ChiKat!


Polter-Cow - Nov 14, 2009 11:45:33 am PST #522 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Example: Eminem is TOTAL beast mode, but Green Day is garb.*

What? Emmett is totally garb.