Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Nov 14, 2009 8:45:45 am PST #507 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Happy Birthday, ChiKat!

I'm working on kinda cleaning my apartment. So far, I cleaned up all the packaging from Rock Band. Next step ought to be laundry, but I really don't feel like it.


Shir - Nov 14, 2009 8:52:42 am PST #508 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Well, cleaning up the packaging from Rock Band IS a lot of work. I'd excuse myself to rest if I were you, Hil.


Zenkitty - Nov 14, 2009 8:57:08 am PST #509 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Feed me, guys.

::hands Shir a stray cat.::

Tonight I'm going to a movie with a bunch of folks I don't know. Met them through a local "Meetup". I'm nervous, as I always am when meeting new people.


WindSparrow - Nov 14, 2009 9:23:01 am PST #510 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Yay, Anne! I'm glad you are ok for now. I hope your pcp can find you answers about the wooz.

Zenkitty, you are brave. I hope it's at least a movie you will like. Also, go you. May the whole thing be a lot of fun, and there be at least one person who clicks with you enough you want to hang out in other contexts.

Sends Shir a piece of apple pie through the interpipes I'd send you some sausage and eggs, but I don't think it was all-beef sausage.


Shir - Nov 14, 2009 9:29:15 am PST #511 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Zenkitty, just remember you're way cooler and foamier than everyone else around.

That is, if you Americans are still using cool as it was in the early 90s.

(I might have watched some American TV of the 80s and early 90s the past weekend. Might have).

And thank you all of the feeders, but I meant I'm hungry for news about you. I suddenly missed you all.

Also, best idea of one of the Israeli channels here in honor of Friday the 13th weekend: a marathon of Thatcher documentaries. Some of them were fantastic.


DavidS - Nov 14, 2009 9:35:19 am PST #512 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm nervous, as I always am when meeting new people.

Don't talk about ass-hooks on the first date. Unless a cute guy or gal looks you deeply in the eyes and says, "I sure wish I could meet somebody as cool as you are that knew something about ass-hooks."

That is, if you Americans are still using cool as it was in the early 90s.

My son says: tight.

Though my current favorite slang from his cohort is used when somebody gets knocked down, laid out, or beat up (usually in a movie, but sometimes in a sporting event): "He got mollywhopped!"


tommyrot - Nov 14, 2009 9:38:12 am PST #513 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"He got mollywhopped!"

Sorta' the opposite of being mollycoddled?

That Molly isn't very consistent....


erikaj - Nov 14, 2009 10:22:10 am PST #514 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I'm never gonna get used to "sick" as a compliment. as in "Yo, Vin, this party's gonna be sick." But then, who takes cues from Turtle? I hear "sick," I'm automatically looking for something gross, though. I did teach a Kossack from Iraq about "Keep your knees loose," yesterday. That ought to help as she returns to the Green Zone, huh?


WindSparrow - Nov 14, 2009 10:39:36 am PST #515 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Sorry, Shir, the news in my life is all naps and food today. But, this may be the best. Salad. Ever. Baby field greens, tomatoes, mushrooms, cucumber, kiwi fruit, mini carrots, pecans and balsamic vinaigrette. Teh yum.

ETA: Greek-style yogurt, how are you so awesome?


Shir - Nov 14, 2009 10:51:01 am PST #516 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Not a bad thing, Andi. Not a bad thing at all.

Sadly, this was all the time my weekend and uni's schedule allow me to show interest in the interwebs. I'm now on my way to read another article, then some TV till I'll fall asleep.

Another week. I'm wondering when the schedule will kill me.

Have a great weekend, all, and tasty as least as Andi's meals.