Giles! I accidentally killed Spike. That's okay, right?

Buffy ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Dec 26, 2009 1:38:30 pm PST #4945 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

ND, that is amazing. That'll help with the wedding expenses. Very sweet!


javachik - Dec 26, 2009 1:47:27 pm PST #4946 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

You should cover both houses in icicle lights as a "thank you"? Seriously, that's amazing.


DavidS - Dec 26, 2009 1:48:04 pm PST #4947 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That's excellent news, ND!

Scalloped potatoes gratin are in the oven. It only took a pint of heavy cream and half a block of gruyere to submerse the spuds in creamy goodness. Plus also onions, garlic, shallots and fresh thyme.

Can regrettable science argue that this is good for me?

Of note: Fresh thyme smells so good. Also, it's oddly satisfying to slice potatoes paper thin.

The rational response to this is to ignore him and continue fucking around on the internet, right?

Right! Not only rational but the appropriate response. Besides he's displaying empathy. It's a learning experience.


amych - Dec 26, 2009 2:00:46 pm PST #4948 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

That almost makes me miss renting -- not that I ever had that kind of relationship with a land[lord|lady], but I'm pretty sure Bank of America doesn't even recognize the concept.


Steph L. - Dec 26, 2009 2:03:28 pm PST #4949 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

It only took a pint of heavy cream and half a block of gruyere to submerse the spuds in creamy goodness. Plus also onions, garlic, shallots and fresh thyme.

Can regrettable science argue that this is good for me?

It contains no trans fats! And no high-fructose corn syrup! Thus eliminating the 2 biggest nutritional bugaboos of the past ::mumblemumble:: years!


DavidS - Dec 26, 2009 2:28:13 pm PST #4950 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

There is no corn syrup whatsoever in this artery clogging concoction! I win.


amych - Dec 26, 2009 2:34:57 pm PST #4951 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Can regrettable science argue that this is good for me?

No! Regrettable science only works for things that can be packaged with New And Improved Reduced Evil Guilt-Free Sin!! labels. Regrettable science got out of the made from scratch business some time around the era of Crisco white sauce.

On the other hand, Respectable science says NOM.


amych - Dec 26, 2009 2:35:55 pm PST #4952 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

(Actually, Respectable science only hypothesizes NOM. I will need to perform empirical experiements!)


Atropa - Dec 26, 2009 2:38:22 pm PST #4953 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I have spent hours and hours playing with new doll and having her try on all of her outfits and wigs, and am now making tiny accessories. (A recent comment from me to Pete: "Oooh! My miniature glow-in-the-dark crow skull fits perfectly in her hands!")

I don't think Pete realized the depths of crazy this would unleash in me.


JZ - Dec 26, 2009 2:48:51 pm PST #4954 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I ... that's the best thing anyone has said about my book, I think.

Yay! Wee Goth Cousin also said that about half the copies she's pimped have been to other Goths, and half to people with gross misconceptions about it (in the Sacramento area, that's mostly people saying, "Uh, so you're a bunch of Satanists, right?"), and that everyone has tracked her down later to thank her for the recommendation.

JZ' that's so great I wish we could use it as ad copy! Any way you can re-jigger that and add it as a review of the book on Amazon?

I think I can manage that.

And I'm totally envious of ND and Kristin for the awesomeness of their landlady.