Happy Birthday, Hil!!!
But that's just my point! You she obeys! She obeys you! There's obeying going on right under my nose!
Wash ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sj - Nov 13, 2009 4:34:52 am PST #413 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Vortex - Nov 13, 2009 5:21:35 am PST #414 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Asshole!Boss called my office and cell phone this morning (cell phone twice, I could hear it ring, but I wasn't answering it because it was before work hours) I call him back, and get voicemail with his assistant and at the front desk. WTF? I just know it's some bullshit.
beth b - Nov 13, 2009 5:31:42 am PST #415 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Happy brthday, Hil!
Is sleeplessness a symptom of nicotine withdrawl???
I'd guess yes, because it is often part of withdrawal
Connie Neil - Nov 13, 2009 6:28:13 am PST #416 of 30000
brillig
There is snow on the ground outside my office. I don't think I'm ready.
WindSparrow - Nov 13, 2009 6:28:59 am PST #417 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Happy birthday, Hil!
ChiKat - Nov 13, 2009 7:26:29 am PST #418 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Happy birthday,Hil!!!
erikaj - Nov 13, 2009 7:41:15 am PST #419 of 30000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
Ok, I have a totally awesome(and mostly non-partisan) political story, despite it starring my current political it guy, Alan Grayson(D-Orlando)... I totally have Grayson Mentionitis, I admit it.it may actually be one of those ones where the pol just sort of fills himself in, but he told it great. If it isn't, his weirdo detector is as good as mine.
Anyway, Grayson gets a call at home. "Rep. Grayson?"
"Yes?"
"Could you get off my TV, please?"
"Did you change the channel? Sometimes that helps."
"Well, you know, I tried, but you are on all the channels."
(Grayson sort of paused, but he couldn't hide his "Heh, heh, Score!" look at this point.He tried, though.)
"Well, you know, when that happens, I can see you too, so I can suggest one of two things. Turn off your TV, or start wearing more clothes."
And that's why that story belongs in Bitches. Whether Alan Grayson likes carrots or not.
Vortex - Nov 13, 2009 7:44:18 am PST #420 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Why do websites have music that plays automatically? I NEVER want to hear it. The only time that I could think of a site that should have it is for a music venue or a band. Restaurants and stores, not so much.
tommyrot - Nov 13, 2009 7:47:19 am PST #421 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Why do websites have music that plays automatically?
Because some people who create websites think it's 1996?
erikaj - Nov 13, 2009 7:48:29 am PST #422 of 30000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
Michael Scott would do that. He's the do-that guy.