Happy birthday,Hil!!!
Jimmy Olsen jokes're pretty much gonna be lost on you, huh?
Xander ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
ChiKat - Nov 13, 2009 7:26:29 am PST #418 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
erikaj - Nov 13, 2009 7:41:15 am PST #419 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Ok, I have a totally awesome(and mostly non-partisan) political story, despite it starring my current political it guy, Alan Grayson(D-Orlando)... I totally have Grayson Mentionitis, I admit it.it may actually be one of those ones where the pol just sort of fills himself in, but he told it great. If it isn't, his weirdo detector is as good as mine.
Anyway, Grayson gets a call at home. "Rep. Grayson?"
"Yes?"
"Could you get off my TV, please?"
"Did you change the channel? Sometimes that helps."
"Well, you know, I tried, but you are on all the channels."
(Grayson sort of paused, but he couldn't hide his "Heh, heh, Score!" look at this point.He tried, though.)
"Well, you know, when that happens, I can see you too, so I can suggest one of two things. Turn off your TV, or start wearing more clothes."
And that's why that story belongs in Bitches. Whether Alan Grayson likes carrots or not.
Vortex - Nov 13, 2009 7:44:18 am PST #420 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Why do websites have music that plays automatically? I NEVER want to hear it. The only time that I could think of a site that should have it is for a music venue or a band. Restaurants and stores, not so much.
tommyrot - Nov 13, 2009 7:47:19 am PST #421 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Why do websites have music that plays automatically?
Because some people who create websites think it's 1996?
erikaj - Nov 13, 2009 7:48:29 am PST #422 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Michael Scott would do that. He's the do-that guy.
-t - Nov 13, 2009 8:03:48 am PST #423 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Happy birthday, Hil!
Polter-Cow - Nov 13, 2009 8:17:45 am PST #424 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
erika, have you seen the new Mamet play November ? I saw it last night. I think you'd like it. It's like the President as played by Ari Gold. And Lloyd is a lesbian speechwriter.
erikaj - Nov 13, 2009 8:33:56 am PST #425 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Dude, I live in Phoenix. We get everything after everyone else is done playing with it. But, yeah, it sounds like something "I might be interested in,"
Typo Boy - Nov 13, 2009 9:18:45 am PST #426 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
I like Grayson as political crush much more than Rahm. Yeah Rahm cock-punches, but 90% of the time it is to his left. There are exceptions, but mostly he takes it easy on people to his right Grayson actually takes on the right more than he takes on the left.
smonster - Nov 13, 2009 9:32:00 am PST #427 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
(wtf? it ate half my post.)
I will probably crosspost this to Natter - does anyone know any resources for people with OCD or for dealing with people with OCD?
I just spent 4 hours outside in the wind and cold "celebrating" America Recycles Day. My favorite part was when our student intern walked up to one of the preachers that are always around and asked him what God thought about recycling. He answered, "God doesn't recycle trash! He burns all his trash!" So I proceeded to walk around offering Born to Recycle temporary tattoos with the phrase, "Would you like to burn in hell for recycling?"
