My first kid was a bitty baby when I joined up, and my second kid is now in third grade.
I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
Xander ,'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Gudanov - Dec 17, 2009 7:37:08 am PST #4051 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
DavidS - Dec 17, 2009 7:37:10 am PST #4052 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I finally have to face the truth that someone stole my baby and replaced her with this young girl
Wow, you can really see what she's going to look like in high school from that picture. (Uh...Joe should start his calming meditation practice now.)
I hope she's a little less impulsive than her parents were. Ahem.
Good luck tonight, Chi!
DavidS - Dec 17, 2009 7:37:58 am PST #4053 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
My first kid was a bitty baby when I joined up
The Cutest Baby In The World.
Stephanie - Dec 17, 2009 7:40:19 am PST #4054 of 30000
Trust my rage
Aims, she is so beautiful!
Nora Deirdre - Dec 17, 2009 7:43:26 am PST #4055 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Aw, Emeline!
ION... I have a significant amount of dread for this afternoon- my office is doing a Meyers-Briggs team building exercise so I have 3 hours to be face to face with my entire team who thinks I suck. I just ate some suspect leftovers in the hope they would make me sick and I wouldn't have to brave the entire afternoon.
P.M. Marc - Dec 17, 2009 7:45:49 am PST #4056 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Frankenbuddha - Dec 17, 2009 7:46:34 am PST #4057 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Holy crap, Nora, it sounds like you're in a real life DINAO!
Nora Deirdre - Dec 17, 2009 7:47:04 am PST #4058 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Ha! Seriously.
Polter-Cow - Dec 17, 2009 7:48:18 am PST #4059 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
What! Emeline! A girl! With school photos and everything!
Jessica - Dec 17, 2009 7:55:42 am PST #4060 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Meyers-Briggs team building exercise
Do you hear that sound? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.