I've seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Dec 15, 2009 7:55:39 pm PST #3889 of 30000

HAH! Even better. Maybe they're burning candles! "I'm sorry, you sound...ahem...BUSY...in there, but it ALSO SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING IS BURNING. IS THERE A CANDLE, or an ILLEGAL CIGARETTE BURNING???"


erin_obscure - Dec 15, 2009 8:10:19 pm PST #3890 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Cute hair!

trudy: just bust in with a fire extinguisher next time you smell it, all freaked out, and scream something about calling 911 for the smoke. maybe spray down the smokey gf if need be. No smoking in the house means NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE. (seriously: your note is overly pleasant IMHO.)


meara - Dec 15, 2009 8:14:57 pm PST #3891 of 30000

Hah! I'm glad erin is with me! :)


Trudy Booth - Dec 15, 2009 8:25:03 pm PST #3892 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

You guys really seem to want to see my roommate have sex. Or at least for ME to see my roommate have sex.

I honestly think it slipped his mind. Or they're doing it with the window closed now that its getting cold out...


erin_obscure - Dec 15, 2009 8:29:50 pm PST #3893 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Can i bitch about a massage i got today? because it was terrible. the worst massage i have ever gotten, by a LOT. the "masseuse" (and i use quotes because i have serious doubts as to her training) managed, during trigger point work, to miss EVERY trigger point she tried for. Instead, she just pushed really hard on random parts of my body that weren't muscle connector points. I never would have through that possible, since the FMS tends to leave me feeling like me entire body is one big trigger point....but she managed to find every point on my body that was not a trigger point. The amount of pressure would have been perfect...if it had been targeted at all, instead of spread out over her full lower arm, basically the length of one of my ribs. Ugh. like being steam rolled. She also pressed down really really hard on my sacrum. Like, directly on the bone. An hour massage that was neither relaxing nor therapeutic. Of course it was at a chain (massage envy....where at least everyone else i've dealt with could FIND my muscles) and i was quite clear and pointed when checking out that i wanted to NEVER be scheduled with her again, but no one wanted to know why. *sigh* I'm annoyed at the waste of time and money. And now i need to wash my hair tomorrow because it has oil in it. Hair washing is still complicated and time consuming with the wounded thumb. Super annoying, in a truly minor way.


WindSparrow - Dec 15, 2009 8:36:11 pm PST #3894 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Jeez, erin_o, that does sound like a crappy massage. You have such a stressful job, you need good ways to de-stress, and throwing down money on substandard massages ain't one of them.


javachik - Dec 15, 2009 8:37:08 pm PST #3895 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Damn, Erin, I wish you lived near me and could go to the place by my house. It's truly maddening when we pay through the nose for a service and it turns out to be crap. Especially when it's supposed to be relaxing and therapeutic!


Laga - Dec 15, 2009 8:50:51 pm PST #3896 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

ugh Erin. You shouldn't have had to pay for that.


omnis_audis - Dec 15, 2009 8:57:20 pm PST #3897 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Seems my mom got herself a Kindle. Now, she doesn't have a modern computer, or net access. But the kindle downloads without. But is there a way to send her Project Gutenburg plain text type books? Can you plug in a thumb drive and transfer stuff?


Stephanie - Dec 15, 2009 9:04:49 pm PST #3898 of 30000
Trust my rage

I'm now up again with Frisco who coughed himself awake.

While I was falling asleep earlier I remebered that I forgot to add (just to complicate things) that in the Army, there is such a thing as a troop. It's a unit similar in size to a company but in the Cavalry and certain other organizations, a company is called a troop.

Frisco is currently pointing out all the ornament sthat he knows the names of. Plane! Bike! Star! It's cute but I wish he would go to sleep.