IN MY PANTS.
I don't know if clown pants would be a good look for you.
Then again you like capris.
I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.
Xander ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Dec 15, 2009 6:57:13 am PST #3707 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
DavidS - Dec 15, 2009 6:57:36 am PST #3708 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
After the blood drive, it's salon time for me!
Come back sassy!
Aims - Dec 15, 2009 7:00:45 am PST #3709 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I don't know if clown pants would be a good look for you.
I'll do it.
ChiKat - Dec 15, 2009 7:09:52 am PST #3710 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Then again you like capris.
That's because capris rock. Duh.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2009 7:16:09 am PST #3711 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Capris are inherently flawed. I don't understand why otherwise right-minded people don't understand that.
Aims, you'd be pissed. No one out of 52+ people has signed up for the holiday pot luck this Friday. Of course, that includes me. I do think Monday's a bit late to be sending out those invites, though, but still. We're all very slack.
Aims - Dec 15, 2009 7:19:23 am PST #3712 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Ah see, the potluck is inherently flawed. I wouldn't be pissed, I'd just be bringing a lot of middle eastern food and hoping no one liked it.
ChiKat - Dec 15, 2009 7:21:53 am PST #3713 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Wow, our potluck holiday party was announced 2 weeks ago (and is to take place on Friday) and within 4 hours, more than half the staff had already signed up. By the time slacker me signed up a week later, I think 90% of the staff had signed up.
§ ita § - Dec 15, 2009 7:22:24 am PST #3714 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If I had the oomph I'd bring a pile of goat. And take all the leftovers home with me.
Hmm. That is okay at a potluck, right? There isn't anything else sensible to do.
Aims - Dec 15, 2009 7:53:58 am PST #3715 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Thing # 5678 in Ways People Abuse Grammar: advice/advise.
DavidS - Dec 15, 2009 7:54:07 am PST #3716 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'd eat your goat, ita. Would it be jerked? BBQed? (You can get BBQ goat in Oakland.)