I'm just, uh, just feeling kinda... truthsome right now. And, uh... life's just too damn short for ifs and maybes.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Dec 15, 2009 6:57:11 am PST #3706 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I cannot fault you that longing, Aims.

After the blood drive, it's salon time for me!


DavidS - Dec 15, 2009 6:57:13 am PST #3707 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

IN MY PANTS.

I don't know if clown pants would be a good look for you.

Then again you like capris.


DavidS - Dec 15, 2009 6:57:36 am PST #3708 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

After the blood drive, it's salon time for me!

Come back sassy!


Aims - Dec 15, 2009 7:00:45 am PST #3709 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I don't know if clown pants would be a good look for you.

I'll do it.


ChiKat - Dec 15, 2009 7:09:52 am PST #3710 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Then again you like capris.

That's because capris rock. Duh.


§ ita § - Dec 15, 2009 7:16:09 am PST #3711 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Capris are inherently flawed. I don't understand why otherwise right-minded people don't understand that.

Aims, you'd be pissed. No one out of 52+ people has signed up for the holiday pot luck this Friday. Of course, that includes me. I do think Monday's a bit late to be sending out those invites, though, but still. We're all very slack.


Aims - Dec 15, 2009 7:19:23 am PST #3712 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ah see, the potluck is inherently flawed. I wouldn't be pissed, I'd just be bringing a lot of middle eastern food and hoping no one liked it.


ChiKat - Dec 15, 2009 7:21:53 am PST #3713 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Wow, our potluck holiday party was announced 2 weeks ago (and is to take place on Friday) and within 4 hours, more than half the staff had already signed up. By the time slacker me signed up a week later, I think 90% of the staff had signed up.


§ ita § - Dec 15, 2009 7:22:24 am PST #3714 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If I had the oomph I'd bring a pile of goat. And take all the leftovers home with me.

Hmm. That is okay at a potluck, right? There isn't anything else sensible to do.


Aims - Dec 15, 2009 7:53:58 am PST #3715 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Thing # 5678 in Ways People Abuse Grammar: advice/advise.