Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Dec 14, 2009 5:34:44 am PST #3579 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I planned the entire party last year and was really excited about it. At the party I asked one my co-workers if he was having a good time. He said, "I'll be having a better time at 3:30. When I leave."

WTFF???


Aims - Dec 14, 2009 5:35:42 am PST #3580 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Vortex - I would love to send that email. Sadly, it would probably get me into a huge pile of shit.


Vortex - Dec 14, 2009 5:36:22 am PST #3581 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Do you want me to call people? You know I will. I LIKE being mean to people who deserve it.


beth b - Dec 14, 2009 5:39:05 am PST #3582 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

rudeness is not necessary. Esp in an office. But then again , I keep hearing Adults say things like "Eww when presented with food they don't like instead of saying no thank you .

And I like the low-key ones. and not the fancy ones that are proceeded by no bonus this year notices.

ION, my cat is still getting ill a bout 4 hours after he eats. I have to take him to the vet, because it has been three days, but I am almost 100% sure it is a hairball situation.

And I guess i got the good kitty crack last night -- he keeps trying to get in the box of food.


Aims - Dec 14, 2009 5:39:30 am PST #3583 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Heh. "In the name of the holiday spirit which was put down on me, I now unleash THE VORTEX!!"


Vortex - Dec 14, 2009 5:40:09 am PST #3584 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The Boobs are Slipping! The Boobs are Slipping!!!!!!


Aims - Dec 14, 2009 5:41:26 am PST #3585 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I don't like the entitlement aspect of it, either. Like the agency has some responsibility to invite your friends and family. Friends and family were invited when there were 10 people here. Now there are 30. That's a lot of damn people to feed and entertain and let's not forget - WE'RE A NON PROFIT!! Either shut up and enjoy it for what it is or just shut up.


Nicole - Dec 14, 2009 5:46:17 am PST #3586 of 30000
I'm getting the pig!

That sucks, Aimee. Can you have some fun *while* teaching them a lesson by asking your boss for permission to nominate who should be on next year's holiday party planning committee? I've found that snippy people that bitch about these types of things at least see the other side of the issue when forced to plan within certain guidelines.


Aims - Dec 14, 2009 5:48:58 am PST #3587 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I could, but they wouldn't do it. I swear, I saw much less of this bullshit when working for a huge corporation. It astounds me.

We do get bonuses, too. Nothing much - about $100 cash the Friday before the holiday break, and people bitch about that. People, in general, will just bitch about anything. I hate people.


Connie Neil - Dec 14, 2009 5:51:27 am PST #3588 of 30000
brillig

Our company party was this past Saturday. A what-passes-for-fancy dinner at a "family oriented, Broadway style" show venue. Our HR director's nephew's band provided the music. But that's OK, because "They've played on Dancing with the Stars!". They promised an "edgy" show for Utah County. "Show tunes. But nothing from Grease." They got through the two big songs from Wicked before Hubby and I had to bail because it was so loud we were both getting migraines. Apparently if I'd lasted through an hour of loud, "edgy" show tunes I'd have gotten a $200 gift certificate to someplace.

Not worth Hubby's migraine.