You turn on any of my crew, you turn on me.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Dec 14, 2009 5:51:27 am PST #3588 of 30000
brillig

Our company party was this past Saturday. A what-passes-for-fancy dinner at a "family oriented, Broadway style" show venue. Our HR director's nephew's band provided the music. But that's OK, because "They've played on Dancing with the Stars!". They promised an "edgy" show for Utah County. "Show tunes. But nothing from Grease." They got through the two big songs from Wicked before Hubby and I had to bail because it was so loud we were both getting migraines. Apparently if I'd lasted through an hour of loud, "edgy" show tunes I'd have gotten a $200 gift certificate to someplace.

Not worth Hubby's migraine.


Glamcookie - Dec 14, 2009 5:53:25 am PST #3589 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I don't enjoy company functions, but there is no excuse for rudeness, especially towards those whose job includes organizing said functions.


smonster - Dec 14, 2009 6:21:01 am PST #3590 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

That sounds fun, Aims...if I worked there I would find something...maybe just "FairyTale of New York" or "Blue Christmas" but, you know...

Hey, Aims - solicit from us! Would they even know? And you should totally put Oscar the Grouch's "I Hate Christmas" on there for the rude people.


DavidS - Dec 14, 2009 6:25:41 am PST #3591 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And you should totally put Oscar the Grouch's "I Hate Christmas" on there for the rude people.

I've also got Dennis Leary's "Merry Fucking Christmas."


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Dec 14, 2009 6:37:19 am PST #3592 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

So our fight for decent seats on our flight to Israel has shifted up a gear, as they've refused to do better than sitting us in the fifteenth row back, with about twenty further rows to get to the toilet*. It's truly inspiring stuff. We're on the phone to the Equality and Human Rights Commission (official body that gives advice and takes cases re actual or potential discrimination), and yes, the airline is breach of the law. We've already been telling them this, in the six phone calls we've had with them, but they've been telling us there's nothing they can do about it. They might consider changing the seat 24 hrs before. They might not. You can just imagine the problems with that 'solution'.

*Even more amusingly than usual, we not only can't have suitable seats, but we can't even use the nearest and most suitable toilet, because that's for 'priority' passengers who've paid $40 extra to be put on a special 'waiting list'. Oh, also, also, they won't let us talk direct to Israel about this, as they began handling the case from the UK. Un-fucking-believable (yet not particularly unexpected).

Anyway, if they continue to refuse to give us seats I can actually get to, we're a) going to request the aisle wheelchair to get to the toilet every fifteen minutes during the flight, and b) sue the pants off them when we get home.

Aims, sorry to hear about the grinches at your work Christmas 'do'. I always loved those, when I was working in schools. At my favourite job, we used to go to a restaurant twice a year, once at Christmas and once at the beginning of the summer, and get very sloshed on wine and talk about how much we loved each other. But I had a ridiculously positive group of colleagues at that school. Not so much at the other places I taught.


WindSparrow - Dec 14, 2009 6:43:37 am PST #3593 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

That's utterly crappy, Seska.

Not quite so crappy, but still not of the good, Aims.

I think Daniel might need a little job~ma.


erikaj - Dec 14, 2009 6:45:07 am PST #3594 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Wow, that reminds me, I got Merry Fucking Christmas as a gift from aurelia and have not played it yet...this is wrong.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Dec 14, 2009 6:52:03 am PST #3595 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Ooh, but to cheer me up, I just heard I got onto the training course I was applying for. By April I will be fully trained as a Disability Equality Trainer. Tell your British friends in organizations where they need training! :D


WindSparrow - Dec 14, 2009 6:52:59 am PST #3596 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Congrats, Seska!


brenda m - Dec 14, 2009 6:57:21 am PST #3597 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Congrats, Seska! And now you'll have a fresh case study in Disability Equality Fail to share with your trainees.