Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Dec 11, 2009 3:20:44 pm PST #3401 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

WHY IS THE RUM GONE?

BECAUSE MY MUMMY IS NOT YOUR MUMMY.


Aims - Dec 11, 2009 3:20:49 pm PST #3402 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I prefer to drink my eggnog with Kahlua.


DCJensen - Dec 11, 2009 3:21:01 pm PST #3403 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Alton brown does Eggnog with NPR: [link]


DCJensen - Dec 11, 2009 3:21:35 pm PST #3404 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

"Are you my Mummy?"


Aims - Dec 11, 2009 3:21:37 pm PST #3405 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

WHY IS THE RUM GONE?

BECAUSE MY MUMMY IS NOT YOUR MUMMY.

THAT'S JUST MEAN TO SAY TAUNTY PANTS! STICK IT IN ANY OF YOUR THREE OR SEVEN EARS!


Sophia Brooks - Dec 11, 2009 3:23:11 pm PST #3406 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Strangely, I do not care for rum or eggnog, but rum is my mummy's favorite drink.


DavidS - Dec 11, 2009 3:24:06 pm PST #3407 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So, I woke up today to find that my aunt died last night. She was my mother's younger sister and had been in the hospital the last few weeks in critical care.

I'm sorry, Daisy. I wish your family was a little less inclined towards the mortality rate.


Glamcookie - Dec 11, 2009 3:28:28 pm PST #3408 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I do not like the nog, which works out this year since I can't have alcohol.


Aims - Dec 11, 2009 3:30:08 pm PST #3409 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My preferred nog is virgin from the cartons (I prefer it in glass bottles over cartons if I can get them). I never drank it with alcohol until about 10 years ago.


Atropa - Dec 11, 2009 3:31:52 pm PST #3410 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I like fresh-made nog, and I like the store-bought stuff to put in coffee.

WHY IS THE RUM GONE?

Because we have absinthe. Or Three Olives Cherry vodka and Godiva chocolate liqueur.