Give him a bottle of kosher wine laced with arsenic.
Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.
'Underneath'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Dec 11, 2009 1:53:30 pm PST #3373 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hil R. - Dec 11, 2009 1:56:02 pm PST #3374 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I'm mostly just finding him amusing lately.
Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2009 2:05:03 pm PST #3375 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Random officemate comment today: he was very disappointed and somewhat puzzled that there's not a traditional Chanukah drink -- since Christmas has eggnog, there must be something for Chanukah.
Once at a Christmas party I served my Greek-American neighbors their very first egg nog. (They HAD seen cartons in grocery stores, so they knew such a thing existed.) Somehow they and their ancestors had been celebrating Christmas for nigh on two millenia without it.
Hil R. - Dec 11, 2009 2:10:23 pm PST #3376 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I just realized I haven't eaten any fruits or vegetables today. I should probably do something about that.
Strix - Dec 11, 2009 2:10:51 pm PST #3377 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Well, yes, Trudy, but they weren't REAL Christians.
Strix - Dec 11, 2009 2:11:30 pm PST #3378 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
(i do not love nog. or flip. or any other drink that requires egg in it. ugh.)
Hil R. - Dec 11, 2009 2:12:32 pm PST #3379 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I have also not yet been able to convince him that I do not consider myself middle eastern.
Cass - Dec 11, 2009 2:18:14 pm PST #3380 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I'm trying to think of a good drink to associate with Hannukah, but it seems like you would have to include oil and that's just blech.
Swap the oil for the butter in a hot buttered something? Mmm, hot oiled Bourbon.
Jessica - Dec 11, 2009 2:38:07 pm PST #3381 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Is egg nog strictly a Christmas drink, then? What's Christian about it?
Ginger - Dec 11, 2009 2:43:05 pm PST #3382 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
It's a shame there isn't a holiday based on the miracle of one bottle of single malt lasting through eight days of partying.