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Jessica - Dec 11, 2009 2:38:07 pm PST #3381 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Is egg nog strictly a Christmas drink, then? What's Christian about it?


Ginger - Dec 11, 2009 2:43:05 pm PST #3382 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

It's a shame there isn't a holiday based on the miracle of one bottle of single malt lasting through eight days of partying.


Steph L. - Dec 11, 2009 2:44:59 pm PST #3383 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

What's Christian about it?

Hint: Blood of Christ? NOT RED WINE.


tommyrot - Dec 11, 2009 2:46:30 pm PST #3384 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is egg nog strictly a Christmas drink, then? What's Christian about it?

Christ died to save the eggs. Or something. PLus 'nog' can be rearranged to spell 'God.' If you change the n to a d.


Aims - Dec 11, 2009 2:46:54 pm PST #3385 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I don't think it's a Christmas associated directly with Christian drink, but more a traditional holiday drink that started when people wore onions on their belts, which was the fashion at the time.


tommyrot - Dec 11, 2009 2:47:12 pm PST #3386 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hint: Blood of Christ? NOT RED WINE.

Take, drink - this is the nog of Christ....


beth b - Dec 11, 2009 2:47:48 pm PST #3387 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Your answers are as good as this :

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conclusion, hell if we know


Steph L. - Dec 11, 2009 2:50:03 pm PST #3388 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I've told my story about my brother's homemade eggnog and very bad timing, haven't I?

Well, allow me to tell it again.

This happened when I was in college, home for Christmas break. My brother and I were out Christmas shopping, and while driving around, we saw a billboard exhorting us to buy eggnog.

Now, my brother makes excellent nog. He learned as kid, for some reason, and everyone just knew that if you wanted killer eggnog, ask my bro to make it for you.

So, upon seeing the billboard, we decided that we should go home, whereupon the bro could make some eggnog. We go home. Among my purchases was the latest issue of Glamour magazine.

While my brother is puttering around in the kitchen making nog, I'm flipping through the magazine. My bro finishes the nog, and brings me a glass.

Right as I go to take my first sip of his eggnog -- that thick, creamy, white(ish) beverage -- I flipped the page in the magazine to an article titled "Should You Swallow?"

I swear to you this is true.

I managed to not spit out the nog.


-t - Dec 11, 2009 2:50:42 pm PST #3389 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Swap the oil for the butter in a hot buttered something? Mmm, hot oiled Bourbon.

Genius. I bet that would be delicious with Meyer lemon infused olive oil.


Burrell - Dec 11, 2009 2:59:46 pm PST #3390 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy Hannukah, buffistas!

The only person I've ever known who made homemade egg nog (apart from Steph's brother, that is) is Jewish. Makes a big batch to serve on Boxing Day every year. mmmmm.