Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - Dec 11, 2009 12:25:40 pm PST #3367 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hm, I think I have all those ingredients on hand. Or reasonable substitutes.


Hil R. - Dec 11, 2009 1:39:07 pm PST #3368 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Random officemate comment today: he was very disappointed and somewhat puzzled that there's not a traditional Chanukah drink -- since Christmas has eggnog, there must be something for Chanukah.


tommyrot - Dec 11, 2009 1:40:59 pm PST #3369 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Random officemate comment today: he was very disappointed and somewhat puzzled that there's not a traditional Chanukah drink -- since Christmas has eggnog, there must be something for Chanukah.

You know, I keep telling you you should kill him, but you never do.


erikaj - Dec 11, 2009 1:45:03 pm PST #3370 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I love eggnog, but it's not for everyone...what's he on, anyway?


Steph L. - Dec 11, 2009 1:50:05 pm PST #3371 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Random officemate comment today: he was very disappointed and somewhat puzzled that there's not a traditional Chanukah drink -- since Christmas has eggnog, there must be something for Chanukah.

The blood of annoying officemates?


-t - Dec 11, 2009 1:50:36 pm PST #3372 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm trying to think of a good drink to associate with Hannukah, but it seems like you would have to include oil and that's just blech.


Strix - Dec 11, 2009 1:53:30 pm PST #3373 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Give him a bottle of kosher wine laced with arsenic.


Hil R. - Dec 11, 2009 1:56:02 pm PST #3374 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm mostly just finding him amusing lately.


Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2009 2:05:03 pm PST #3375 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Random officemate comment today: he was very disappointed and somewhat puzzled that there's not a traditional Chanukah drink -- since Christmas has eggnog, there must be something for Chanukah.

Once at a Christmas party I served my Greek-American neighbors their very first egg nog. (They HAD seen cartons in grocery stores, so they knew such a thing existed.) Somehow they and their ancestors had been celebrating Christmas for nigh on two millenia without it.


Hil R. - Dec 11, 2009 2:10:23 pm PST #3376 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just realized I haven't eaten any fruits or vegetables today. I should probably do something about that.