Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - Dec 11, 2009 12:25:40 pm PST #3367 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hm, I think I have all those ingredients on hand. Or reasonable substitutes.


Hil R. - Dec 11, 2009 1:39:07 pm PST #3368 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Random officemate comment today: he was very disappointed and somewhat puzzled that there's not a traditional Chanukah drink -- since Christmas has eggnog, there must be something for Chanukah.


tommyrot - Dec 11, 2009 1:40:59 pm PST #3369 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Random officemate comment today: he was very disappointed and somewhat puzzled that there's not a traditional Chanukah drink -- since Christmas has eggnog, there must be something for Chanukah.

You know, I keep telling you you should kill him, but you never do.


erikaj - Dec 11, 2009 1:45:03 pm PST #3370 of 30000
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

I love eggnog, but it's not for everyone...what's he on, anyway?


Steph L. - Dec 11, 2009 1:50:05 pm PST #3371 of 30000
That which does not kill you should RUN

Random officemate comment today: he was very disappointed and somewhat puzzled that there's not a traditional Chanukah drink -- since Christmas has eggnog, there must be something for Chanukah.

The blood of annoying officemates?


-t - Dec 11, 2009 1:50:36 pm PST #3372 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm trying to think of a good drink to associate with Hannukah, but it seems like you would have to include oil and that's just blech.


Strix - Dec 11, 2009 1:53:30 pm PST #3373 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Give him a bottle of kosher wine laced with arsenic.


Hil R. - Dec 11, 2009 1:56:02 pm PST #3374 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm mostly just finding him amusing lately.


Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2009 2:05:03 pm PST #3375 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Random officemate comment today: he was very disappointed and somewhat puzzled that there's not a traditional Chanukah drink -- since Christmas has eggnog, there must be something for Chanukah.

Once at a Christmas party I served my Greek-American neighbors their very first egg nog. (They HAD seen cartons in grocery stores, so they knew such a thing existed.) Somehow they and their ancestors had been celebrating Christmas for nigh on two millenia without it.


Hil R. - Dec 11, 2009 2:10:23 pm PST #3376 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just realized I haven't eaten any fruits or vegetables today. I should probably do something about that.