Sex with robots is more common than most people think.

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Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - Dec 11, 2009 12:25:40 pm PST #3367 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Hm, I think I have all those ingredients on hand. Or reasonable substitutes.


Hil R. - Dec 11, 2009 1:39:07 pm PST #3368 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Random officemate comment today: he was very disappointed and somewhat puzzled that there's not a traditional Chanukah drink -- since Christmas has eggnog, there must be something for Chanukah.


tommyrot - Dec 11, 2009 1:40:59 pm PST #3369 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Random officemate comment today: he was very disappointed and somewhat puzzled that there's not a traditional Chanukah drink -- since Christmas has eggnog, there must be something for Chanukah.

You know, I keep telling you you should kill him, but you never do.


erikaj - Dec 11, 2009 1:45:03 pm PST #3370 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I love eggnog, but it's not for everyone...what's he on, anyway?


Steph L. - Dec 11, 2009 1:50:05 pm PST #3371 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Random officemate comment today: he was very disappointed and somewhat puzzled that there's not a traditional Chanukah drink -- since Christmas has eggnog, there must be something for Chanukah.

The blood of annoying officemates?


-t - Dec 11, 2009 1:50:36 pm PST #3372 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm trying to think of a good drink to associate with Hannukah, but it seems like you would have to include oil and that's just blech.


Strix - Dec 11, 2009 1:53:30 pm PST #3373 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Give him a bottle of kosher wine laced with arsenic.


Hil R. - Dec 11, 2009 1:56:02 pm PST #3374 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm mostly just finding him amusing lately.


Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2009 2:05:03 pm PST #3375 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Random officemate comment today: he was very disappointed and somewhat puzzled that there's not a traditional Chanukah drink -- since Christmas has eggnog, there must be something for Chanukah.

Once at a Christmas party I served my Greek-American neighbors their very first egg nog. (They HAD seen cartons in grocery stores, so they knew such a thing existed.) Somehow they and their ancestors had been celebrating Christmas for nigh on two millenia without it.


Hil R. - Dec 11, 2009 2:10:23 pm PST #3376 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just realized I haven't eaten any fruits or vegetables today. I should probably do something about that.