If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Aug 25, 2010 8:25:35 am PDT #29988 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Bicycle Lock or Kinky Cuffs?. You decide.

Gonna have to go with kink on that one because I can't see any way to safely lock up a bike with those things. One end on the bike and the other on the rack just means someone walks away with your front wheel, and trying to wrap them around and interlock the cuffs would need a longer chain.


Shir - Aug 25, 2010 8:26:15 am PDT #29989 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh, yay. I hate learning these things the hard way. Don't get me wrong - it's good to know, but I always manage to piss someone as I learn it.


erikaj - Aug 25, 2010 8:31:33 am PDT #29990 of 30000
If Scooby Doo taught me anything, it's that the only thing to fear is real-estate developers.Lisa Simpson

Language always has stuff like that. Not to mention cultural crap as well, ie. "cunt" being the epic, don't use ever, swear word in the US, and in the UK and Ireland, not really so much. "The Commitments" shocked me with that one when I first read it. And Irish English and mine are much closer than English and Hebrew.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 25, 2010 8:45:34 am PDT #29991 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

We are about to kill this thread folks.


Shir - Aug 25, 2010 8:46:07 am PDT #29992 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Die thread, die!


SailAweigh - Aug 25, 2010 8:46:38 am PDT #29993 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

We need a name for 46!


Frankenbuddha - Aug 25, 2010 8:47:21 am PDT #29994 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Die thread, die!

Which is German for "The thread, the."

t /Sideshow Bob


tommyrot - Aug 25, 2010 8:47:37 am PDT #29995 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We need a name for 46!

Bob.


Shir - Aug 25, 2010 8:48:09 am PDT #29996 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Which is German for "The thread, the."

"Die" is Hebrew for "enough", as well.

Bob

I laughed.


Zenkitty - Aug 25, 2010 8:48:57 am PDT #29997 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

but I always manage to piss someone as I learn it.

laughing

Um. You want "piss OFF", there. Ah, language! Ever a source of joy.