Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!

Oz ,'Bring On The Night'


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Zenkitty - Aug 25, 2010 4:05:49 am PDT #29952 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm not gonna say labor isn't painful, but I feel like the way it's been described in this thread makes it sound like something out of a Saw movie.

Sorry! Um, really not my intent.

Loved the childbirth convo, and that's something I've never said before! The more different perspectives and personal experiences I hear about, the broader my knowledge base becomes. My perspective changes the more I learn. So. The more I learn about childbirth, the more fascinating and less scary it becomes, and the more certain I am I never want to do it!

*blueberry* yogurt

blink Really? I - no, don't tell me.


sj - Aug 25, 2010 4:30:07 am PDT #29953 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay, Jessica!


ChiKat - Aug 25, 2010 4:45:14 am PDT #29954 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Baby Girl Jessimoon! Yay!!!!


Zenkitty - Aug 25, 2010 4:53:07 am PDT #29955 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Speaking of childbirth: Yay Baby Girl, Jessica!


Hil R. - Aug 25, 2010 4:53:32 am PDT #29956 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yay Girl Baby!


Steph L. - Aug 25, 2010 4:54:33 am PDT #29957 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

A tiny female human!


amych - Aug 25, 2010 5:02:50 am PDT #29958 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

It's a baby woman!


Hil R. - Aug 25, 2010 5:05:32 am PDT #29959 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My new officemate thinks the federal government is using GPS to spy on everybody.

Also, my old officemate had a tendency to speak really formally, with lots of biblical references and Latin thrown in. New one also speaks really formally, but his preference seem to go more toward Shakespeare and French.


ChiKat - Aug 25, 2010 5:16:37 am PDT #29960 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

My new officemate thinks the federal government is using GPS to spy on everybody.

If my tax dollars are being used for this, I'm gonna be pissed.


Calli - Aug 25, 2010 5:18:38 am PDT #29961 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

My new officemate thinks the federal government is using GPS to spy on everybody.

If he moves to a remote, rural location and stays completely off the grid—no computers, vehicles, cell phones, electricity—he might slip through our their net. Sadly, you won't be able to work with him any more, but sacrifices will have to be made.