Baby Girl Jessimoon! Yay!!!!
Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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ChiKat - Aug 25, 2010 4:45:14 am PDT #29954 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Zenkitty - Aug 25, 2010 4:53:07 am PDT #29955 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Speaking of childbirth: Yay Baby Girl, Jessica!
Hil R. - Aug 25, 2010 4:53:32 am PDT #29956 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Yay Girl Baby!
Steph L. - Aug 25, 2010 4:54:33 am PDT #29957 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
A tiny female human!
amych - Aug 25, 2010 5:02:50 am PDT #29958 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
It's a baby woman!
Hil R. - Aug 25, 2010 5:05:32 am PDT #29959 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
My new officemate thinks the federal government is using GPS to spy on everybody.
Also, my old officemate had a tendency to speak really formally, with lots of biblical references and Latin thrown in. New one also speaks really formally, but his preference seem to go more toward Shakespeare and French.
ChiKat - Aug 25, 2010 5:16:37 am PDT #29960 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
My new officemate thinks the federal government is using GPS to spy on everybody.
If my tax dollars are being used for this, I'm gonna be pissed.
Calli - Aug 25, 2010 5:18:38 am PDT #29961 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
My new officemate thinks the federal government is using GPS to spy on everybody.
If he moves to a remote, rural location and stays completely off the grid—no computers, vehicles, cell phones, electricity—he might slip through our their net. Sadly, you won't be able to work with him any more, but sacrifices will have to be made.
Volans - Aug 25, 2010 5:20:30 am PDT #29962 of 30000
move out and draw fire
Congrats Jessica! Now you get to shop on the sparkly pink side of the store also.
I'm not gonna say labor isn't painful, but I feel like the way it's been described in this thread makes it sound like something out of a Saw movie.
Well, in my case, it looked like this also. But that wasn't the part that hurt, just the part that made me feel bad for whoever had to clean the walls.
WindSparrow - Aug 25, 2010 5:36:19 am PDT #29963 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Congratulations, Jessica!