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Gudanov - Dec 10, 2009 6:53:12 am PST #2970 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

I know people here are only sounding off about having religion imposed upon them, but some Christians don't do that, and I get tired of hearing that we all do.

I didn't mean to generalize. I don't think that all Christians believe that non-believers are bad people.


erikaj - Dec 10, 2009 6:59:57 am PST #2971 of 30000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Besides those impersonal greetings are all about tone anyways, as the "edgy" college kids who slip by "Welcome to Taco Bell...may I fuck your mother today?" find out. Phonebanking gets like that, too. No matter how awesome your candidate/ issue is by the end of the day, it's totally "Would you like fries with that?" (No, I never ask to fuck their mothers...around here, that would just confirm too much anti-Dem prejudice.)


smonster - Dec 10, 2009 7:00:54 am PST #2972 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Srsly. If I had Xanax, I'd take some right now. Why should the sound of my coworker (and FRIEND, ffs) tidying her cubicle make me want to go STABBITY STABBITY STAB?


Trudy Booth - Dec 10, 2009 7:01:10 am PST #2973 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And insisting that a "Happy Holidays" given several weeks after Chanukah is over actually includes Chanukah is just silly.

Well, people say it from Thanksgiving until New Years. I don't think it has a running check-list. Though that would be funny. "Happy Holidays! Well, except for Thanksgiving. And Chanukah, that's done. Or is it half done? Today is, what? The 19th? OK, so it still includes Solstice. Happy Soulstice, maybe half of Chanukah, Christmas (Eve and Day), Boxing Day, Kwanza, Kings Day/Orthodox Christmas, New Years (Eve and Day). Here's your change."


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Dec 10, 2009 7:02:50 am PST #2974 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

"Happy Holidays! Well, except for Thanksgiving. And Chanukah, that's done. Or is it half done? Today is, what? The 19th? OK, so it still includes Solstice. Happy Soulstice, maybe half of Chanukah, Christmas (Eve and Day), Boxing Day, Kwanza, Kings Day/Orthodox Christmas, New Years (Eve and Day). Here's your change."

About mid-way through next week I am going to go into a shop and say that. Minus the 'here's your change'.


brenda m - Dec 10, 2009 7:05:30 am PST #2975 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

In Seattle, this year’s signs say “Millions are good without God.”

We have one of those in Chicago on my bus route. More or less - I think it says "Good without God? Millions are." I like seeing it there.

I've definitely seen the burn in hell variety of god signs, mostly from the freeway in country areas.

I'm with Trudy on Happy Holidays as a catch-all - it's a six week period incorporating quite a lot of different holidays so I don't get the issue.


Steph L. - Dec 10, 2009 7:08:49 am PST #2976 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Have we discussed the atheist ad campaign here? [link]

Those billboards led to death threats in Cincinnati, and I am not even kidding.

We're so open-minded, it brings a tear to my eye. It's one big love-fest for the atheists, non-white folks, gay people, and trans* people!


Ginger - Dec 10, 2009 7:12:20 am PST #2977 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I swear that stores and other places for the general public have said "happy holidays" for as long as I can remember, and this idea that there's a sudden concerted attack on Christmas is made up out of whole cloth.

I am an atheist who has an emotional attachment to the idea of Christmas as embodied in A Christmas Carol, It's a Wonderful Life and the "Yes, Virginia" editorial. I'm also fond of the music. I think there is some human need for festival at the darkest time of the year.

As an aside, I thought I could not loathe Macy's more than I did when they took away the Rich's and Marshall Field's store names, but I found I had more loathing in me when they co-opted "Yes, Virginia." I may go tomorrow and get the $10 gift certificate they're giving to people named Virginia, though.


JZ - Dec 10, 2009 7:18:21 am PST #2978 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

“Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds.”

I've seen that one on the buses here, and I always have the dual reaction of, "Oh, fuck you, you fucking fucks, you have no idea why I believe what I do and what I do with that belief" and "Oh, fuck you, Jacqueline, suck it up and deal. The folks who put that up are on the receiving end of some pretty awful stuff 99% of the time, it won't kill you to feel what they feel for the three seconds it takes the bus to pass."

Though those signs are [she said waggishly] preaching to the choir in this city. Or at least among my peer cohort, as actual actively practicing religious people are kinda rare in the white middle class college-educated artists/actors/writers/reenactors communities in the Bay Area. I've gradually, gradually come to realize that I'm not the only one, but it took us years to find each other out because we're all kind of secretive and sheepish and preemptively defensive about it and try not to out ourselves unless we have to. Which, really, is awesomely educational in helping us to get how atheists in most of the rest of the country feel.

Still, those are my second-least-favorite bus ads (the first least favorite is some other ad, for something else entirely, that I can't even remember; I only know it's either aggressively moronic or aggressively sexist and it rages me out so much every time I see it that I have completely blanked the campaign from my mind to prevent myself from stroking out every time I happen to think of it).


Hil R. - Dec 10, 2009 7:27:14 am PST #2979 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My advisor submitted my letter of recommendation.