I told my mom what a spank bank is. (talk about "Scoring at home, even if you're alone.") We watched "Rescue Me" together one night.

Heh. That's where I learned the English term from.

Sometimes I think there are way more slang terms to sex stuff in English than in Hebrew. And then I remember that most guys I'm hanging out with respect and fear me too much to mention the terms to begin with. And oh, LOLZ, once they get to know me better... I remembered now, few months back, one of my closest university guy-friends was asking me, sheepishly, in order to punchline a joke he started telling me, if I know what jizz (in English) means. I then decided to tell him about the month I spent indexing porn at my job as an information manager in a search engine, 60-80 sites per day (two weeks out of it were strictly BDSM).

I just look so innocent, y'know. But a part of me prefers the situation as is. First, I have the element of surprise. Second, so much of sex slang in Hebrew is humiliating to women, I'd rather not know.

Humm. Maybe I should have started the sex toys discussion when some people in my sociology class first learned about radical feminists who are opposing penetration due to patriarchy. I really had to bit my tongue there not to say anything there, but since I started the Catharine MacKinnon and How She's Not Andrea Dworkin thing a minute earlier, I prefer to shut up. But all I had in my head then was "OMG, and how come Bitched aren't here to hear about this?".

He found the OTHER sheet of paper with the combinations on it.

Man. I wish I had my own version of a Miracleman. I am dancing the dance of shame over completely forgetting the login password for a computer I didn't think I would use again but yeah, you guessed it, I could really use now.

Did I write it down in my ever so efficient filing system? Of course not! Why would I do something useful like that?

That's where I learned the English term from.

You need to watch Coupling.

You need to watch Coupling.

Which version of it? I watched some of the British, and it was good.

Yes the British (original) version. The american one is bad.

Which version of it? I watched some of the British, and it was good.

Despite the part where my best friend stars in the American version, NOT THAT ONE. The British. But it's where, I think I learnt the term.

Or maybe I'm conflating Lesbian Spank Inferno with way too much.

We watch the American version for sentimental reasons only.

OMG, when we went to the Serenity premiere, some people spotted Colin on the red carpet and started shrieking "Best Patrick evah!" I almost died of embarrassment and had to hurry into the theatre while he went over and got fawned on.

Dude, I love you, but really? I will mock you (and them) for that forever.

Lesbian Spank Inferno

Heh. I remember this one.

"Best Patrick evah!"

I still maintain he's the most attractive Patrick EVAH. (Sorry, British Patrick, but...no.)