Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 23, 2010 11:41:53 am PDT #29658 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Of course, this is the woman who referred to The Boy, in the *very* early stages of our relationship, as a fuckbuddy.

Oh, your mom and the concept of boundaries. It is to laugh!


Steph L. - Aug 23, 2010 11:41:54 am PDT #29659 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

The neuroendocrine ones are being stubborn. Does anyone know much about those? The articles I've found are too technical for me.

Did you try wikipedia? I'm not saying its authoritative, but it can be a good jumping-off place.


erikaj - Aug 23, 2010 11:42:19 am PDT #29660 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I told my mom what a spank bank is. (talk about "Scoring at home, even if you're alone.") We watched "Rescue Me" together one night...luckily not one of the ones with the acrobatic sexing.


Connie Neil - Aug 23, 2010 11:42:24 am PDT #29661 of 30000
brillig

The Wikipedia article is the one that flummoxed me.

I'll explore the links there.


§ ita § - Aug 23, 2010 11:42:26 am PDT #29662 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Even ita's mother knows not to click on her links (metaphorically).

Are you hinting at some sort of consistency in my personality? Nevah!

In my long stretch of single celibacy, my mom was actively trying to hook me up with guys

My mother is trying to hook me up with husbands. She's very clear that her ultimate goal is someone paying my way and watching my back and letting her off the worrying hook.

I'm just glad she'll let me shag him.

Then again, given how much of my life she's been all "He's cute. He's cuter. Oooh! Him!" to us (while we're yelling "Stop! He's our age! Don't call him cute!") I should probably give her a little more credit.

Still, she's the second prudiest member of her family. We have to protect her from reality.


Steph L. - Aug 23, 2010 11:42:44 am PDT #29663 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Oh, your mom and the concept of boundaries. It is to laugh!

I think her idea of "boundaries" is INSIDE YOUR BRAIN.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 23, 2010 11:43:31 am PDT #29664 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

WHAT WE SHARED A BLOODSTEAM ONCE!!


Steph L. - Aug 23, 2010 11:43:35 am PDT #29665 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

The Wikipedia article is the one that flummoxed me.

Dang. What about WebMD?


Steph L. - Aug 23, 2010 11:44:24 am PDT #29666 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

WHAT WE SHARED A BLOODSTEAM ONCE!!

HALF YOUR DNA IS MINE THEREFORE WHY *WOULDN'T* YOU WANT TO SHARE EVERYTHING WITH ME?!?


§ ita § - Aug 23, 2010 11:45:10 am PDT #29667 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Steph, do you think if you actually one day, shared with her she'd run screaming? Or would she say "Finally! My baby is talking to me!"