You're welcome, bonny. He is very quotable...my other favorite being "Charm is a verb."

yesterday, my glasses fell apart. I had to walk a few blocks to get to a spot where Matt could meet me with my fixed glasses. Interesting - I couldn't see people well enough to see skin color ( unless they were right next to me ) . nor age, or anything about them. If the world was nearsighted ,things might be a little different.

I use this all the time for social/professional/community stuff I'm not excited about doing. My response is, "I have another obligation." This is wholly and completely true, even when that obligation is to my own relaxation and rejuvenation so that I can be at my best for the ton of other stuff an AM excited about doing. The fact that this might include coloring my hair or vegging on the floor with my dog is not the business of the inquiring party.

bonny, how do you reply (or do you) to the inevitable handful that, when you say you have another obligation, feel it's perfectly okay to ask "Really? What is it?"

Because that's my problem. I have a sign on my forehead that's visible only to assholes that says "NO BOUNDARIES HERE! FEEL FREE TO INVADE MY LIFE!" And so if I say something like, "I have another obligation," they do in fact ask, "What are you doing?"

And while I've read advice to reply with a polite laugh and say "Now, THAT'S a personal question!" it would never fly with people pushy enough to believe that they're entitled to all the details of my life. They just. keep. asking.

(My dad, for instance, love him though I do, will NEVER stop asking "Where were you when I called last night?" whenever he gets voicemail. The most recent example is Friday night, when we were having enthusiastic sex when my dad called. WTF do I say to my dad when he asks where I was when he called? "Uh...at home." "Well, why didn't you answer?" "Uh...I was busy." "What where you doing?" [Hand to god, he WILL ask this.] So what in the HELL do I say to that level of nosiness?)

So what in the HELL do I say to that level of nosiness?)

Tell him something that's so obscene and detailed that he doesn't ever ask again? I dunno.

Or could you just say, "We were in bed."?

Yeah, at that point even I would say something like, "What were we doing? HAVING SEX." and hope that put a stop to it.

But, you know, Blergh.

Yeah, at that point even I would say something like, "What were we doing? HAVING SEX." and hope that put a stop to it.

I would have to kill myself immediately afterwards. Or wipe my memory, and its my understanding that that technology isn't perfected yet.

Maybe a firm "I. WAS. BUSY."?

Yeah, that's the flaw of the plan. But I swear, it's like he's goading you into it.

"None of your business" answers both questions quite sufficiently, IMO.

"How many times did we tell you when you were growing up, no BMW?"

Few years back, I remember my mom told me something on the lines of "when you'll start a family, it's better not to do it with someone from another religion/background". To my question-marked face (sad to say, more due to young age (13-14) than to racism awareness), she continued by saying that it's hard enough as is to have a family with someone from your own background, so to have it with someone from a different background could be trickier.

Years later, her daughter has written thousands of words to people of another background than hers and have her own thoughts of what is family and what a family should look like. And my mom? Supports me. It's so much easier to spot her "blind spots". A lot of what she says can sound so racist sometimes, but she mostly doesn't really think like that - and she's willing to acknowledge her mistakes - but that's just how she's used to think.

ION, @notIDFspokesman now follows me on Twitter. When the Army of the Guardians will come and get me, I'll know from where they knew about my existence in the first place.