If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 21, 2010 11:02:25 am PDT #29467 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

The nice police lady did let me sit in her police car for a while. Though I would have been happier if it had been PC Barry.


Barb - Aug 21, 2010 11:26:14 am PDT #29468 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

You know, I vehemently dislike August 2010. I would like to register a complaint.

I'm hoping for an improvement roundabout next Wednesday. Although my mother will be here visiting. Um, happy birthday to me?

ION, Lewis has been building me a new website. Although building is perhaps not the right word. We're using an existing WordPress template and he's creating new graphics for it. I'm hoping to have it go live in another few weeks so I can start building up to the book's release, but anyone interested in viewing the early stages, it's here (and I LOVE it!): [link]

The graphics are mostly complete-- We just need to create the individual pages and insert content. I'm gonna have to write a new bio. I hate writing about myself. Anyone wanna do that for me?


Beverly - Aug 21, 2010 11:33:32 am PDT #29469 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

"Pretty lady, nice taste in evening wear and shoes. Writes excellently well?"


Hil R. - Aug 21, 2010 12:00:41 pm PDT #29470 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I asked her what other foods her mother made that she liked. "Spagetti, with tomato sauce, but the Jewish way, not the Italian way."

According to my mother, this means spaghetti with ketchup, which her father liked. The cottage cheese and sour cream on noodles sounds like the best I can think of for that, too -- it would usually be those wide egg noodles. Again, my grandfather liked it.


Hil R. - Aug 21, 2010 12:44:00 pm PDT #29471 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My plan for today was to go to synagogue, go grocery shopping, and maybe go to a few garage sales. What I actually did today was sleep, pretty much all day. I guess I must have needed the sleep, but now I'm hungry and have no food, so I ordered pizza.


Scrappy - Aug 21, 2010 12:46:44 pm PDT #29472 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I have been to pilates, then I have to do research the rest of the afternoon. Tonight we are taking my friend H, who is frazzled from planning for her son's Bar Mitzvah next week, to see The Switch.


§ ita § - Aug 21, 2010 12:57:26 pm PDT #29473 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

First a Julia Roberts movie and now Jennifer Aniston? Scrappy, you need new friends.


Scrappy - Aug 21, 2010 1:04:45 pm PDT #29474 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I am firmly considering this as a Jason Bateman movie. Aniston is but a minor accessory to the adorable Bateman.


§ ita § - Aug 21, 2010 1:05:59 pm PDT #29475 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For your sake, I hope that is enough.


sumi - Aug 21, 2010 2:45:12 pm PDT #29476 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

I think that there was somebody else interesting in that movie. . . let me check:

Jeff Goldblum, Todd Louiso, and Caroline Dhavernas.