Sex Toy or Dog Toy?
I ... did not get 100% on that quiz.
And I am a little uncomfortable with that.
'Conviction (1)'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sex Toy or Dog Toy?
I ... did not get 100% on that quiz.
And I am a little uncomfortable with that.
Layer Cake was disappointing. Not near enough Tom Hardy. Food was nom. Now that I'm all caught up, time for shower and bed.
Aren't they still banned in Georgia? Or some kind of weird restrictions on them, or something.
Not sure about Georgia, but last time I checked, Alabama had a law against personal pleasure devices.
For some reason, I don't think that means flat screen tvs with a new dvr hoooked up.
I have to leave my house at 4:45am to make my 6:30 flight. So, why am I fucking around on the internet at 12:15.
Same reason I decided at midnight to dye my hair and wax my eyebrows whenI have to be up at 6:30?
Well, first you need to understand that all sex toys are potential dog toys if not properly secured. It's the other side of the equation where it gets scary. The best I can say is keep 'em separate. And maybe color code?
There. Am red head again. With blonde streaks. Maybe now I'll go get them purpled.
Ahem. Well that night didn't go as planned.
I met up with the girl inhaf been seeing (but who I'd gotten a weird cold shoulder vibe from for the past week or two). Figured we'd talk and agree it was over. Instead we talked, agreed we'd been very badly communicating, and it shouldn't be that hard, but she's all "lets just date!" and I'm thinking "can't we just nit talk for a bit and then if we need to, hook up occasionally?"
So she takes off because she has to work in the morning. I dance. Lalalala dancing. And then head over to other dancing, after not really planning to. And a girl I know is there, and I'm vaguely flirty...and then all of a sudden there's this tango instructor from out of town who is with us and flirty...long story not all that short, I ended up in her hotel room for a while. Who knew?
Problem being I'm supposed to go out with dating girl tomorrow night, and tango is all "but you have to come to the tango dance! And then go out dancing with me after!". Sigh.
Health~ma for ND.
I hope it's nothing serious with ND. It's past time you guys caught a break.