We'll be in our bunk.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 20, 2010 12:39:19 pm PDT #29410 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

My word. I'm glad there are people making documentaries about that.


Hil R. - Aug 20, 2010 12:43:00 pm PDT #29411 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Aren't they still banned in Georgia? Or some kind of weird restrictions on them, or something.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 20, 2010 12:50:42 pm PDT #29412 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Remind me never to move there. Just tell me I won't enjoy it.


Steph L. - Aug 20, 2010 12:53:13 pm PDT #29413 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

KILLER VIBRATOR THE DESTROYER

I have now renamed it that. There may be dissension when I inform The Boy.


omnis_audis - Aug 20, 2010 12:53:16 pm PDT #29414 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Erin_O, yes John S left for Texas yesterday. If Jeff steals Jon L, you know scr is doomed.


erikaj - Aug 20, 2010 12:54:55 pm PDT #29415 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

My friend's aunt got arrested for selling porn (professionally) in Alabama when we were kids. She said always claim to be kosher in prison...you'll eat better.


Vortex - Aug 20, 2010 1:00:58 pm PDT #29416 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Erika, same applies for airplanes. I asked a Jewish friend if she would be offended if I did that, and she said that I should not only do it, but encourage other people to do it as well. The more people that request it, the more likely the airlines are to provide it.


Vortex - Aug 20, 2010 2:15:10 pm PDT #29417 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Anyone have thoughts on dealing with shoes that are too big? the damn things stretched on me. I have insoles in, plus the little things in the back to allegedly keep your heels in the shoe, but I keep coming out of them. They're very cute and would look great with my dress for the wedding this weekend.


Zenkitty - Aug 20, 2010 2:19:43 pm PDT #29418 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

She said always claim to be kosher in prison...you'll eat better.

Noted.

Vortex, if the shoes are leather, you can dip them in water and wear them while they dry. They'll shrink to fit your feet. This is perhaps an extreme solution.


ChiKat - Aug 20, 2010 2:27:19 pm PDT #29419 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

No thoughts on the shoes. I have a pair with the same problem, so if you come up with a solution, I'd love to hear it.

ION, I used power tools today, y'all. And, in light of today's discussion, I should probably clarify that it was not a Magic Wand. I have nothing but good things to say about vibrators, it's just that today, hanging shelves in the kitchen necessitated a drill and not a vibrator.