Aren't they still banned in Georgia? Or some kind of weird restrictions on them, or something.
So that's my dream. That and some stuff about cigars and a tunnel.
Faith ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Hil R. - Aug 20, 2010 12:43:00 pm PDT #29411 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 20, 2010 12:50:42 pm PDT #29412 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Remind me never to move there. Just tell me I won't enjoy it.
Steph L. - Aug 20, 2010 12:53:13 pm PDT #29413 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
KILLER VIBRATOR THE DESTROYER
I have now renamed it that. There may be dissension when I inform The Boy.
omnis_audis - Aug 20, 2010 12:53:16 pm PDT #29414 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Erin_O, yes John S left for Texas yesterday. If Jeff steals Jon L, you know scr is doomed.
erikaj - Aug 20, 2010 12:54:55 pm PDT #29415 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
My friend's aunt got arrested for selling porn (professionally) in Alabama when we were kids. She said always claim to be kosher in prison...you'll eat better.
Vortex - Aug 20, 2010 1:00:58 pm PDT #29416 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Erika, same applies for airplanes. I asked a Jewish friend if she would be offended if I did that, and she said that I should not only do it, but encourage other people to do it as well. The more people that request it, the more likely the airlines are to provide it.
Vortex - Aug 20, 2010 2:15:10 pm PDT #29417 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Anyone have thoughts on dealing with shoes that are too big? the damn things stretched on me. I have insoles in, plus the little things in the back to allegedly keep your heels in the shoe, but I keep coming out of them. They're very cute and would look great with my dress for the wedding this weekend.
Zenkitty - Aug 20, 2010 2:19:43 pm PDT #29418 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
She said always claim to be kosher in prison...you'll eat better.
Noted.
Vortex, if the shoes are leather, you can dip them in water and wear them while they dry. They'll shrink to fit your feet. This is perhaps an extreme solution.
ChiKat - Aug 20, 2010 2:27:19 pm PDT #29419 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
No thoughts on the shoes. I have a pair with the same problem, so if you come up with a solution, I'd love to hear it.
ION, I used power tools today, y'all. And, in light of today's discussion, I should probably clarify that it was not a Magic Wand. I have nothing but good things to say about vibrators, it's just that today, hanging shelves in the kitchen necessitated a drill and not a vibrator.
amyth - Aug 20, 2010 2:27:44 pm PDT #29420 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
THIS DAY. Forgot my iPhone, work keys, and, apparently my house key this morning.
After picking cardboard out of the trash in the scorching heat for several hours, and having to repeat that process for clueless/privileged students and their parents for the next two days, there is only one remedy: smonster and I are going to order Singaporean takeout, watch Layer Cake, and drink beer. Assuming I can get into my house.
Given the fact that three of my neighbors (including Calli) makes it pretty likely, though. Thank goodness! Because I am dumb.