I wish I could find the quote from Sports Night when Jeremy is trying to decide what charity to give money to, and Isaac says that he gives $20 bills to guys lying in the street, and hopes they spend it on booze.

If fucking Isaac Jaffe says it, it's true.

Dan:  Who do you give your money to now?
Isaac: I give it here and there.  There are plenty of good causes.
Dan:  That's the problem.
Isaac: Hmmm.  Danny, every morning I leave an acre and a half of the most beautiful property in New Canaan.  I get on a train and come to work in a 54-story glass highrise.  In between, I step across bodies to get here. (sits behind desk) Twenty, thirty, fifty of 'em a day.  So, as I'm stepping over them, I reach into my pocket and give 'em whatever I've got.
Dan:  You're not afraid they're gonna spend it on booze?
Isaac:  I'm hoping they're gonna spend it on booze.  Look, Danny, these people, most of them, it's not like they're one hot meal from turning it around. For most of them, the clock's pretty much run out.  They'll be home soon enough.  What's wrong with giving 'em a little Novocain to get 'em through the night?

Exactly. And I know that's not exactly the conversation going on in smonster's FB, but still.

FWIW, there are already three or four gay bars in that neighborhood. I doubt very much that the Cordoba Group would be surprised by this fact.

Everytime the homeless guy whips out the knife to cut the sandwich and Danny flinches, I flinch too. But mostly cause I know Dan's woobie face is coming.

The ultimate Dan woobie face: when his dad comes to visit the set.

Deadly.

With the fucking boxing tickets??

O.

M.

G.

That's got Dana's whole Lion King bit in it too. I love that episode. (The Quality of Mercy at 29K, not the one with Dan's dad.)

And telling him his haircut looked kinda gay? And saying that he had to go, because he was double-parked?

OMGOMGOMG

I love all the episodes, pretty much.