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smonster - Aug 19, 2010 4:29:28 pm PDT #29239 of 30000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Ah, Trudy. Some good and some bad. It can be exhausting.

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Man, it's a good thing I can't throttle someone via Facebook wall. I mean, when you counter the cultural center with this?

I just found out that in order to purchase a shotgun, I AM REQUIRED to buy a cable lock as well and wait 10 days. And I can't even purchase an assault rifle. Why doesn't your side fight for my rights? Where's my justice? Where's my freedom?

BOO HOO HOO LET ME DRY MY TEARS WITH MY PLASTIC HAND.

...aww, crap, I can hear Sam Jackson reciting Ezekiel in my head again.

Zenkitty - Aug 19, 2010 4:51:49 pm PDT #29240 of 30000

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

MOMMY, WHY CAN'T I HAVE AN ASSAULT RIFLE? ALL THE OTHER TERRORISTS HAVE ASSAULT RIFLES! YOU'RE THE WORST MOMMY EVER!

Trudy, damn. Glad to hear the good news about your aunt, and so sorry about your cousin.

Cat is lively and apparently not in distress, so I'm gonna watch and wait.

Gudanov - Aug 19, 2010 4:54:37 pm PDT #29241 of 30000

Coding and Sleeping

Since when can't you buy an assault rifle? Is he complaining he can't buy a fully automatic one?

Spidra Webster - Aug 19, 2010 5:07:34 pm PDT #29242 of 30000

I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

The deer must be really badass where he lives.

tommyrot - Aug 19, 2010 5:09:55 pm PDT #29243 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Since when can't you buy an assault rifle? Is he complaining he can't buy a fully automatic one?

Sure, you can buy an "assault rifle", but not a real assault rifle, as you can't get one with a huge magazine that lets you kill whole bunches of people at once.

I mean, you gotta have standards, right?

smonster - Aug 19, 2010 5:10:06 pm PDT #29244 of 30000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Dude, I don't freaking know. He also tried to pull that whole "let's build a gay bar next to the mosque, har har" and this queer shut him the fuck down. I refuse to let people who don't give a shit about gay rights use the suffering of homosexual Muslims as some bullshit political football and source of easy (homophobic, btw) jokes. And now he's trying to insinuate some kind of pro-muslim conspiracy b/c a Russian Orthodox church's deal fell through with the Port Authority. @@ 4evah.

smonster - Aug 19, 2010 5:12:13 pm PDT #29245 of 30000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

But he has the right to defend himself against his government, right? Why, why, don't those pesky liberals support my right to have an AK-47 for the day sure to come when the Islamofascist Obama communist state comes breaking down my door?

tommyrot - Aug 19, 2010 5:15:13 pm PDT #29246 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have the right to defend my house and family from attacks by Communist China or alien spaceships with this, right?

Gudanov - Aug 19, 2010 5:16:12 pm PDT #29247 of 30000

Coding and Sleeping

Why, why, don't those pesky liberals support my right to have an AK-47 for the day sure to come when the Islamofascist Obama communist state comes breaking down my door?

I think an AR-15 is really a better choice.

Gudanov - Aug 19, 2010 5:19:06 pm PDT #29248 of 30000

Coding and Sleeping

The thing that gets me about how freaked out the right gets about Obama is that Obama isn't especially liberal. A lot of people on the left are not exactly happy with him.

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