You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Dec 09, 2009 1:50:13 pm PST #2855 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I think when people get like that, it's best to remind them what Frankie says.

Also, it's not like there are a shit ton of Haunnaka specials on tv this time of year.

ION: It is fucking freezing in Dallas man! I am so glad we have the underground tunnels downtown. As it was, waiting 8 min for the bus was awful. Having to walk the two and a half bloks outside to the stop would have killed me dead.


Vortex - Dec 09, 2009 1:51:42 pm PST #2856 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Also, it's not like there are a shit ton of Haunnaka specials on tv this time of year.

um, are there ever?


Dana - Dec 09, 2009 1:51:43 pm PST #2857 of 30000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

that the way Christmas is celebrated in America is culturally American and has nothing to do with Christianity

AUGH. I hate that argument. If it's the reason you personally feel comfortable celebrating Christmas, fine, but to try to push it on practicing members of other religions is just AUGH.


-t - Dec 09, 2009 1:53:26 pm PST #2858 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

The nerve of you not validating him, Hil.

I just had that "The Grinch is Jewish" conversation with my husband a while ago - oh, right, because he played Ebenezer Scrooge in an elementary school production of A Christmas Carol and that horrified his mother.


Daisy Jane - Dec 09, 2009 1:53:41 pm PST #2859 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Well that's kinda what I mean.

@ Vortex cause I can't copy/paste on my phone


Hil R. - Dec 09, 2009 2:02:10 pm PST #2860 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

AUGH. I hate that argument. If it's the reason you personally feel comfortable celebrating Christmas, fine, but to try to push it on practicing members of other religions is just AUGH.

Or even non-practicing members of other religions. Or anybody who has no family or cultural connection to celebrating it and doesn't think that "everybody else is doing it" is a good reason to start celebrating a holiday that we've been told since childhood is Not Ours. The explanation that I've seen a lot for how Jewish parents should deal with the Christmas inundation is that they should tell the kids that Christmas is like somebody else's birthday -- you can go to the other kid's party and have fun, and it's a good thing to help your friends celebrate their birthdays, but you don't get the presents and you don't get to blow out the candles and the kids don't sing to you, because it's not your birthday. But you have a birthday some other time, and you get all that stuff then.


Hil R. - Dec 09, 2009 2:08:52 pm PST #2861 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Argh. A professor at another university wrote a letter of recommendation for me. He also wrote one for another grad student at my school. He mailed them to the department secretary here, so that she could photocopy them and send them out to all the schools where we applied for jobs. (He says he does not have access to a scanner or fax machine.) Or, well, he says he put both recommendations into the envelope and mailed it. The secretary here says that only the other student's recommendation was in the envelope, not mine. This is just getting ridiculously frustrating.


Cashmere - Dec 09, 2009 2:10:54 pm PST #2862 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

My friend is really struggling with how to deal with the ubiquity of Christmas with her three year old. They're not Orthodox and are very easy-going as far as their religion goes but they don't want to give in to the Christmas-creep, either. They want to raise their daughter Jewish and for her to feel comfortable doing that.

I'm definitely not Christian but accept that Christmas is a Christian holiday. We cherry pick the secular themes and celebrate it without thinking about it.


-t - Dec 09, 2009 2:14:08 pm PST #2863 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

How aggravating, Hil! It's like the illuminati don't want you to have letters of recommendation.


Polter-Cow - Dec 09, 2009 2:16:18 pm PST #2864 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I think when people get like that, it's best to remind them what Frankie says.

I assume you are referring to the one who went to Hollywood?