After this afternoon's hissy fit, I fear more children.

ETA: Not really. Hyperbole for the sake of humor, blah blah.

call the police!

I feel much more of a yen for pets than babies. I do enjoy being around other people's children, but I've rarely had the urge to bring them home with me, adorable as many are.

I think I get it, MM.

I do enjoy being around other people's children, but I've rarely had the urge to bring them home with me, adorable as many are.

Plus children generally don't fetch or bat at objects you dangle in front of them.

I could definitely do with more cats. As in, more than none. The Girl is a dog person and allergic to cats. I really should have asked about both those things before agreeing to the second date.

There's a compromise position. I mean, look at him: [link] . That's *practically* a cat.

My biological clock wants coffee and chocolate. That's all. I've never wanted kidlets.

I want daughters. I want to raise smart, capable, independent women. Don't know how successful I would be, but I do know I would look at them the same way as Jilli's dad does to her. You know, the whole his revenge upon the world thing.

That's *practically* a cat.

Not practically enough for me. I am quite keen on pugs. But mainly because they're entirely stupid. Which is very un-cat-related.

There's a compromise position. I mean, look at him: [link] . That's *practically* a cat.

Or one of these. [link]