My biological clock wants coffee and chocolate. That's all. I've never wanted kidlets.
Kaylee: H-how did you... g-get on...? Early: Strains the mind a bit, don't it? You think you're all alone. Maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee. Bring presents to the good girls and boys.
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
ChiKat - Aug 12, 2010 11:33:31 am PDT #28457 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Sean K - Aug 12, 2010 11:33:49 am PDT #28458 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I want daughters. I want to raise smart, capable, independent women. Don't know how successful I would be, but I do know I would look at them the same way as Jilli's dad does to her. You know, the whole his revenge upon the world thing.
Sean K - Aug 12, 2010 11:34:28 am PDT #28459 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 12, 2010 11:35:23 am PDT #28460 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
That's *practically* a cat.
Not practically enough for me. I am quite keen on pugs. But mainly because they're entirely stupid. Which is very un-cat-related.
tommyrot - Aug 12, 2010 11:35:46 am PDT #28461 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
There's a compromise position. I mean, look at him: [link] . That's *practically* a cat.
Or one of these. [link]
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Vortex - Aug 12, 2010 11:35:58 am PDT #28462 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
hey, anyone know what the leetspeak word "RBI" means? The only thing I can think of is baseball?
Aims - Aug 12, 2010 11:36:37 am PDT #28463 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Dear Pediatrician's Receptionist -
When the parent of a patient calls you, and is crying and asking for a referral to a child psychiatrist, please don't just say, "Call your health insurance provider." Your doctor gave us the dx. I can't be the first person to ask for this.
No love -
Aims
Liese S. - Aug 12, 2010 11:38:00 am PDT #28464 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Of course, I don't think I've seen your DH, so it probably wouldn't happen to you, but don't think it couldn't happen!
Hee. Well, I suppose blue eyes could happen. But his hair is dark like mine, and his skin color is actually close to mine as well. Which is one of the things that makes me roll my eyes when people discriminate according to skin tone. Get it right, people!
Nora Deirdre - Aug 12, 2010 11:39:36 am PDT #28465 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
After about a year we found out that she was pregnant with identical twin boys, which is pretty cute because we both do research with twins and we met at a twin research conference ten years ago.
Ahahahaha! Rick, congratulations, and it's good to see you!
Man, I am wiped out. First day on new job. Have this place pwned.
Calli - Aug 12, 2010 11:40:15 am PDT #28466 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Plus children generally don't fetch or bat at objects you dangle in front of them.
Depends on the kid and the object, I guess. Dangle a Supernatural S5 dvd set in front of me, and I might bat at it myself.