Even when I want to beat them with the style guide.
I suddenly want to mount a style guide on the handle of a croquet mallet for Jilli.
Faith: A kid. Angel's got a kid. Wesley: Connor. Faith: A teenage kid born last year. Wesley: I told you, he grew up in a hell dimension. Faith: Right. And what, Cordelia spent her last summer as… Wesley: A divine being. Faith: Uh-huh. Can I just ask--What the hell are you people doing?
'Why We Fight'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 09, 2009 10:43:49 am PST #2797 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Atropa - Dec 09, 2009 10:44:34 am PST #2798 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I suddenly want to mount a style guide on the handle of a croquet mallet for Jilli.
Oooh, I could hang it on the wall, crossed with my pink and black croquet mallet. That would be perfect!
Jessica - Dec 09, 2009 10:47:52 am PST #2799 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I've decided not to get into a comments argument about pregnancy dietary guidelines as it relates to Top Chef judging. I think I deserve a pat on the back for this.
Aims - Dec 09, 2009 10:48:42 am PST #2800 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Our comapny does a mix-CD every year that we give out at our holiday party. This year's theme is "Favorite Song". Out of 27 people, I've received 2 songs. So I sent out the following:
Hello All!!
Just a friendly reminder about sending me the title and artist of your all-time favorite song! So far I've only received two and I need yours by Friday. All vacant slots will be filled with music by The Backstreet Boys, Jon Tesh, and Hannah Montana and assigned to your name!! (ha ha ha! or, rather, ho ho ho!)
Happy Holidays!!
tommyrot - Dec 09, 2009 10:49:14 am PST #2801 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oooh, I could hang it on the wall, crossed with my pink and black croquet mallet. That would be perfect!
You could paint a tiny silhouette of each of your victims on it....
Aims - Dec 09, 2009 10:49:41 am PST #2802 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I've decided not to get into a comments argument about pregnancy dietary guidelines as it relates to Top Chef judging. I think I deserve a pat on the back for this.
pats Jess on the back
rubs baby bump if permission granted
Zenkitty - Dec 09, 2009 10:49:43 am PST #2803 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
My own behavior is very different if I'm focusing on a person, instead of something I'm working on, when I tend to be abrupt and possibly rather brusque. It's hard to look at one's own behavior from the outside, but I think I can switch back and forth between "people mode" and "information/task mode" in a half-second, which probably leaves many people confused. I can see how someone, especially someone whose own primary mode of engagement is people/emotion focused, might misunderstand my "task mode" as me being dismissive or insensitive to her/him personally.
I suppose I could work on that. Or I could just be relieved that my primary communication with my co-workers now is by email.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 09, 2009 10:49:50 am PST #2804 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Aims - Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Also, I'm afeared if that happens the mix will turn up at the next F2F.
WindSparrow - Dec 09, 2009 10:51:28 am PST #2805 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I've decided not to get into a comments argument about pregnancy dietary guidelines as it relates to Top Chef judging. I think I deserve a pat on the back for this.
I think I deserve a pat on the back for not letting my brain liquify and drain out my ears just trying to imagine it.
All vacant slots will be filled with music by The Backstreet Boys, Jon Tesh, and Hannah Montana and assigned to your name!!
And this must be why they call you The Empress.
Jessica - Dec 09, 2009 10:53:38 am PST #2806 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
rubs baby bump if permission granted
Permission granted gladly, but you'll have to wait a couple months. The bump in its current state is easily mistaken for beer-belly.
I'm told to work on my bluntness at every single performance review I've ever had. It's a thing.