Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Aug 05, 2010 11:47:39 am PDT #27617 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Her father literally stopped speaking to her. Then she quickly got engaged to a man she'd known for two weeks (not the father of her child). So then her father started talking to her again; in fact, he was all excited about the wedding and acted as if the whole not-talking-to-his-daughter thing had never happened.

People. They're... people. "Rational" my ass.


omnis_audis - Aug 05, 2010 11:58:01 am PDT #27618 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

And they wonder why I don't classify myself as "christian". Oy. I thought the phrase was "love thy neighbor" not "judge thy neighbor". What ever.

ION. Is it too early to announce that (I think/hope that) there's a pretty good chance I'll be able to see a lot of you people, in person, in October 2011?
Never too early! Whee!
Also, Shir, you'll be coming to the LA area during your visit, right?
It seems unavoidable. :)
Sweet! Can't wait!

ION- I'm home today, and watching People's Court. Two jaw dropping incidents. Case one, a buyer-beware case, the plantiff describes his haggling as "I tried to jew him down to $300". Wha?? The judge was livid. Rightfully so.

Case two. tenant suing former landlord for being evicted. The tenant admits that he brokered a crack deal for the landlord! Judge asks if the landlord was part of a crack deal, and landlord pleads the fifth.

I really shouldn't watch daytime TV.


Barb - Aug 05, 2010 11:58:35 am PDT #27619 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I think I kinda hate your co-workers.

I'd say that, only without the kinda.

ND beat me to it. Jeebus.


Burrell - Aug 05, 2010 12:25:19 pm PDT #27620 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ugh Steph, sorry you have to deal with such douchery at a time like this.

And while this seems like an odd segue, Shir, I'm delighted to hear you'll be visiting. How exciting!


sj - Aug 05, 2010 12:36:57 pm PDT #27621 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Oh, but it's not "legal" or "moral" or "righteous" or or or . . . So all the people who are "legal", "moral", and "righteous" have no reason to treat it as legitimate. Because "right" is how they define it.

As someone who considers herself Christian, I do not understand this attitude at all.


Spidra Webster - Aug 05, 2010 12:37:03 pm PDT #27622 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

That's awful, Steph!


omnis_audis - Aug 05, 2010 12:38:33 pm PDT #27623 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Twitter seems to be down. Both iPhone and laptop browser show error.


Strix - Aug 05, 2010 12:38:43 pm PDT #27624 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Douchetards, Steph.

Ugh. Wanna I should punch 'em in the nads?


Laura - Aug 05, 2010 12:41:34 pm PDT #27625 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I really shouldn't watch daytime TV.

Step away from the daytime TV. Or at least watch soaps or Ellen or something.

Since I am working at home for the summer I am totally into the soaps again. They are easy to have on in the background because you don't have to really pay attention or anything. Then Ellen comes on, but apparently reruns from some time in winter.


omnis_audis - Aug 05, 2010 1:12:47 pm PDT #27626 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I have SyFy on now. Stargate reruns.