Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.

Spike ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Aug 05, 2010 8:05:22 am PDT #27560 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I thought most babies are born with blue eyes and black hair.


Connie Neil - Aug 05, 2010 8:08:28 am PDT #27561 of 30000
brillig

Blue eyes red hair, here, to the disgust of siblings.


WindSparrow - Aug 05, 2010 8:22:32 am PDT #27562 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

My sister's kids, three of them were born with blonde hair, one with black.


smonster - Aug 05, 2010 8:26:02 am PDT #27563 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Tep, your coworkers are freaks.

Do not insult the freaks. But I'm happy to cosign that they are a-holes.

(Remember when my roommate and I fostered that cat and had to put her to sleep? My entire office had a card signed for me the next day, with personal messages. FOR A CAT, that we fostered for three weeks. My lord, mumbling condolences is the least one can do. Send an email if you can't mumble.)


Steph L. - Aug 05, 2010 8:28:39 am PDT #27564 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

FOR A CAT, that we fostered for three weeks.

But you work with people made of human parts, rather than the "Christians" I work with.


Sean K - Aug 05, 2010 8:28:54 am PDT #27565 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Actually, I think calling Teppy's cow-irkers freaks and a-holes is an insult to both freaks *and* a-holes.

Also, Shir, you'll be coming to the LA area during your visit, right?


DavidS - Aug 05, 2010 8:29:33 am PDT #27566 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Actually, I think calling Teppy's cow-irkers freaks and a-holes is an insult to both freaks *and* a-holes.

Shall we call them freakholes?


smonster - Aug 05, 2010 8:31:12 am PDT #27567 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

But you work with people made of human parts, rather than the "Christians" I work with.

Well, yes. I mean, my boss not only let me take the day off to put Lucy to sleep, she let amyth take off a couple of hours on 5 min notice to come with me. We are a bunch of touchy feely* fucking hippies.

Common human decency, people. Jesus was a fan.

* with explicit consent only


§ ita § - Aug 05, 2010 8:36:52 am PDT #27568 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I thought most babies are born with blue eyes and black hair.

White babies, maybe. But they're not most babies.


Polter-Cow - Aug 05, 2010 8:38:03 am PDT #27569 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Is it too early to announce that (I think/hope that) there's a pretty good chance I'll be able to see a lot of you people, in person, in October 2011?

Shir Tour 2011, wooooo. And that's the month of the next Olympian Festival, so if you stop by the Bay Area the right weekend, I may be in a show. Or maybe I'll have written one.